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New business model for raising charitable funds rakes in thousands (Rousse)

Posted on May 6, 2013 by Dreamaticus

This woman was a genius! She’d developed a new business model for raising funds for charities and was raking in thousands. The way it worked was that she would set up shop in the house of the recently deceased, then … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bath, belongings, bubblebath, business, cash, charity, cupboard, cupboards, dead, donations, funds, genius, gift, model, money, nephew, Newington, pack, primary, school, shop, shoppers, soap, spinster, stockpile, teacher, towel, wardrobe | Leave a comment

Dead grandmother joins Rousse on an uncomfortable trip to Ireland (Rousse)

Posted on March 16, 2013 by Dreamaticus

It was a long journey to Ireland by sea and coach. My poor Granny H, dressed in her usual uniform of camel, smiled the whole way, but in my heart I knew that she was not enjoying herself – especially … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bar, British Rail, camel, ceiling, childhood, coach, conversation, dead, death, development, garndmother, granny, green, handbag, handbags, Ireland, jellies, jelly, journey, journeys, leather, luminous, lump, lumps, man, microfiche, museum, ornate, paper, planning, pub, rough, route, sea, Simon, stool, stools, technology, TPR, train, visit, visitor, visitors | Leave a comment

A tandem upgrade and trying twins (Rousse)

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Dreamaticus

I peered out of the car window to the left and gazed up at the faded wooden sign. In peeling red and green paint, it advertised a long defunct fishmonger. Just here, where we were now queuing in traffic, there … Continue reading →

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Daring Danish rescue attempt ends with death (Rousse)

Posted on November 6, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I’d only met C in real life once before. Since our brief encounter earlier in the year all our recent contact had been online, where C’s alias was A. He’d agreed to pass on some photography hints to TPR so … Continue reading →

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Resurrectionists active in the north east (Rousse)

Posted on October 9, 2012 by Dreamaticus

TPR had developed a process to bring the dead back to life. So now I found myself in a bar in Hexham chatting to both my grandmothers and my great-great auntie S, plus other assorted relations (officially still alive). Unfortunately … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1800s, alive, aunt, bar, cemetery, corpse, dead, death, family, friend, gathering, grandmother, grandmothers, granny, Hexham, life, living, locker, Newcastle, north east, process, relation, relations, relative, relatives, resurrectionist, resurrectionists, school, shopping, technique, trolley | Leave a comment

A Jack Vettriano original (Rousse)

Posted on August 10, 2012 by Dreamaticus

Usually I didn’t have much to do with my widowed colleague X. His fearsome office wife guarded him jealously with an arrogant form of possessiveness that bordered on the pathological. In short, if you came too close, she’d make it … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged accident, admin, body, cards, celebrity, Christmas, colleague, dead, death, Edinburgh, Italian, Jack Hoggan, Jack Vettriano, Merchiston Place, Morningside Road, office wife, painter, publisher, Scottish, sofa, tourist, victim, widower | Leave a comment

Ex-prison officer questions practice of announcing deaths in service (Rousse)

Posted on July 11, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I should never have told the Principal how I abhorred the prison service’s practice of announcing staff deaths. I complained at length about the lack of professionalism in the short e-mails that I received in my former career as a … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged blackboard, campus, career, corridor, dead, death, e-mail, finance, fluorescent, HR, officer, pink, Principal, prison, professionalism, restaurant, service | Leave a comment

Queen meets her great-great grandmother in holographic form (Rousse)

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Dreamaticus

We all knew that BB had been working on something rather special. I was excited to be the first to discover the output of his secret project. BB unlocked the massive door to the St Andrew Square house and I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged computer, conversation, dead, gallery, hologram, holograms, lab, laboratory, living, plinth, plinths, project, Queen, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth II, Queen Victoria, royal, silver, St Andrew Square | Leave a comment

Stocking-masked criminal and canine sidekick despatched into the night (Rousse)

Posted on May 9, 2012 by Dreamaticus

My family members were still scattered around the house, lounging about and chatting, and ignoring my instructions to put on their coats and shoes in readiness for the trip out to the Edinburgh Fringe to see the Scottish Falsetto Sock … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged back-up, bedroom, brother-in-law, car, carpet, cars, dead, death, disguise, dog, doorbell, Edinburgh, family, father, Fringe, naked, nephew, rant, Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre, shoot, shot, sidekick, sit-ups, social networking, stalker, stocking, stockings, TPR, undress, visitor | Leave a comment

Bodies in the boot (Rousse)

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Dreamaticus

It was a terrible end to our holiday. When we parked at the airport I noticed that the boot of the car was already open. Surely we’d shut it properly when we set off from the hotel? Once we got … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged beg, beggar, beggars, begging, bodies, body, boot, car, child, children, corpse, corpses, dead, death, driving, dummies, dummy, holiday, hotel, malnourished, rubber, trunk, vehicle, women | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: dead

New business model for raising charitable funds rakes in thousands (Rousse)

Dead grandmother joins Rousse on an uncomfortable trip to Ireland (Rousse)

A tandem upgrade and trying twins (Rousse)

Daring Danish rescue attempt ends with death (Rousse)

Resurrectionists active in the north east (Rousse)

A Jack Vettriano original (Rousse)

Ex-prison officer questions practice of announcing deaths in service (Rousse)

Queen meets her great-great grandmother in holographic form (Rousse)

Bodies in the boot (Rousse)

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