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Tag Archives: cash
Cash-collecting criminal caught on CCTV (Rousse)
I added to my fortune whenever I paid a visit to the cash dispenser just outside Edinburgh’s Balmoral Hotel. Here each morning on my way to work, I pretended to make a transaction. In reality, I was picking up wads … Continue reading
Middle-aged Swedish lesbian spoon art (Rousse)
My preparations for the World War II commemoration competition was going well. I had already produced a two page A4 document using a selection of inks in a rainbow of colours and my beautiful handwriting, I was confident that I … Continue reading
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Tagged age, aged, art, brush, cash, competition, hair, handwriting, lesbian, middle, oraange, pay, payment, purse, spoon, stamps, stickers, syrup, wooden, World War II
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Displaying a nipple and swimming with baby dolphins in lockdown (Rousse)
Campus was open again. I was there once more attending lectures, and they were even measuring the water levels in the swimming pool. On most days I sat next to my primary school ‘friend’ ST, delighted that I was admitted … Continue reading
Even friendly dolphins don’t pay the rent (Belle)
I was standing on the bay-side balcony with [former colleague] BP. In the bay I spotted a dolphin waving at me. Then I saw a black and white whale. Then I saw a humpback whale. I was thrilled at the … Continue reading
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Tagged balcony, bay, cash, dolphin, humpback whale, rent, seaside, whales
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A cycling cheat in Cumbria (Rousse)
The blue tandem split as we were cycling through Cumbria, just moments after I mentioned to TPR that it would be interesting to call in on locations along the route that were associated with my Lancastrian ancestors. TPR didn’t appear … Continue reading
Cashing in on a celebrity friendship (Rousse)
Now a world-famous actor earning millions, AO was hot news for all the tabloids and celebrity magazines. It dawned on me that I could earn a small fortune by selling to the press the photographs that I kept of this … Continue reading
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Tagged cash, celebrity, collection, fortune, friend, friendship, magazine, photograph, press, tabloid
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How the other half (barely) lives (Rousse)
When I was supposed to be at work I poked around my sister J’s vastly extended house in West Sussex. On the ground floor there was a luxurious self-contained holiday cottage that looked out onto a large rectangular pond destined … Continue reading
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Tagged antique, balloon, bedroom, blanket, blue, boardroom, breed, cash, children, chocolate, concrete, dinosaur, disabled, duvet, ebony, field, gallery, green, holiday cottage, house, hovel, how the other half lives, hut, ivory, leather, mattress, museum, pig, pool, poverty, rare, silver, studio, West Sussex, witness, wood, woodwork, yellow
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An unhappy return to Nantes (Rousse)
Nantes was unrecognisable to me after my 33-year absence. I was also very nervous about returning to France barely able to speak French. It didn’t help that I had brought no French cash with me, and that the University sports … Continue reading
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Tagged absence, campus, cash, centre, fare, French, hall of residence, hate, Nantes, return, signage, sports, step, unhappy, university
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Edinburgh ‘tramp’ seeks New Town bail-out (Rousse)
I set off for home across town after my swim at the Edinburgh International Conference Centre with wet hair, and wearing nothing but a worn-out green towel. I knew that I looked like a tramp, and at first I didn’t … Continue reading
An abandoned banana baby (Rousse)
The Pitlochry guest house was not to my tastes at all. The proprietor behaved as if she was everyone’s best friend, but I could see through her act. All that interested her was the fastest means of extracting as much … Continue reading
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Tagged abandon, act, baby, banana, cash, crush, entertainment, extract, guest, holiday-maker, house, husband, ogre, parent, Pitlochry, property, proprietor, tiny, trap
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