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- Errant husband proves sex diet builds muscles and attracts women (Rousse)
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Tag Archives: body
Errant husband proves sex diet builds muscles and attracts women (Rousse)
A sly grin spread across TPR’s face. Keen to learn the source of his amusement, I leant over the kitchen table and snatched the iPad from his hands. My heart sank when I saw the x-rated message on the screen. … Continue reading
Battle of Britain reenactment – body and beetles (Belle)
My grandmother and my mother were attempting to get a body to the Battle of Britain reenactment and wanted me to drive them there in my stupid three-wheeler. However I was having trouble maneuvering it out of the parking space … Continue reading
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Tagged Battle of Britain, beetle, body, heroes, Hollywood, ladybird, movies, parking, pilots, reenactment, sofa
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Jimmy Savile back from the dead and on TV again (Rousse)
Jimmy Savile was back from the dead and on television again. We – unwittingly – were honoured guests in the studio because, Savile claimed, we had “beaten the system”. He menaced us in front of the camera by waving plastic … Continue reading
Tattooed body litter lookalike (Rousse)
A teenager on a bobsleigh whizzed past the house and accidentally scooped up TPR. The unintended hitch-hiker was eventually deposited in the sea. As TPR emerged bare chested from the waves I noticed that he had acquired yet another tattoo. … Continue reading
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Tagged bobsleigh, body, hitch-hiker, ink, litter, lookalike, tattoo, teenager, TPR, vandal, vandalism, Wiley
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Murdered peat bog bodies (Rousse)
When I left the two bodies to rot in the peat bog, I thought that I had committed the perfect murder. However, I accidentally left behind traces of my involvement in the dastardly deed. These included two knives, and a … Continue reading
A blond boy with no body (Rousse)
From photographs I always knew that N was a special little boy. It was only when I met him in person, however, that I understood the reason why. N was nothing but a head topped with blond hair. At night … Continue reading
An Australian body search for Earl Grey tea (Rousse)
‘I don’t even smoke! What would be the point?’ I screamed at the man who accused me of stealing a pack of cigarettes. He was actually referring to the two Earl Grey teabags on the reception desk. Had I taken … Continue reading
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Tagged Australian, bag, body, cigarette, desk, Earl Grey, reception, search, smoke, steal, strip, tea, visitor
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Bacon roll threesome plot a murder (Rousse)
QDX, CSX, GSX and I were so pally that we had taken to meeting for a bacon roll in Crombies each morning, then returning to bed together for a cosy lie-in. We also plotted a murder. Careful to protect ourselves, … Continue reading
