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Tag Archives: disguise
Disguised David and Victoria Beckham murder distraction (Rousse)
While sharped-eyed tourists spotted semi-disguised David and Victoria Beckham strolling down Edinburgh’s Royal Mile, my murderous rampage around the city was still secret – but not for much longer… I thought that it would be safe to store the latest … Continue reading
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Tagged beetle, car, cell, corpse, David Beckham, disguise, distraction, Edinburgh, murder, murderer, prison, Royal Mile, scrap, tourist, Victoria Beckham, Victoria Street, Volkswagen
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David Beckham in disguise (Rousse)
I spent the day cycling with David Beckham, his wife Victoria, and their young son. At no point were we recognised, even at a busy London railway station. This was thanks to the clever way that David wore wraparound sunglasses, … Continue reading
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Tagged baseball, bike, cap, cycle, David Beckham, disguise, London, luggage, son, station, sunglasses, tug-along, Victoria Beckham
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Chris Packham wanders the London Tube in police disguise (Rousse)
Chris Packham took great care to hide from his fans whenever he went about his everyday business. I, however, could see through his devious disguise of a toy dark blue policeman’s helmet and fake beer belly. I chased him along … Continue reading
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Tagged autograph, beer, belly, Chris Packham, disguise, fake, fan, favour, London, toy, tube, underground
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Illegal immigration from Canada to the US with a stolen identity (Rousse)
The border between Canada and the US was due to reopen temporarily, but nobody knew for how long. I was determined to cross it. However, as a UK citizen, this would be illegal. As part of my disguise as an … Continue reading
Swimwear and disgraceful tattoos (Rousse)
I chose a new swimming costume. It was navy blue with white side panels, and leg pieces. It would be perfect for British waters, and could easily be worn under a wetsuit. While I was trying it on for the … Continue reading
Ginger hotel cat is famous actress in disguise (Rousse)
While the slim, male, hotel receptionist tapped at the keyboard with his highly polished nails (deep burgundy) I marvelled at the size of the enormous ginger cat, sprawled on the floor beneath my feet. I soon learnt that this was … Continue reading
Katie Price is a patchwork of plastic surgery (Rousse)
I joined Katie Price and Peter Mandelson as an extra on a film set in Edinburgh. Up close Katie Price looked terrible. Her face was a patchwork of plastic surgery and the reconstruction of her teeth barely disguised.
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Tagged disguise, Edinburgh, extra, film, Jordan, Katie Price, patchwork, Peter Mandelson, plastic, reconstruction, set, surgery, teeth
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The extraordinary habits of men (Rousse)
As a guest of the convent I was let into an astonishing secret: at least half the sisters were really brothers! Grey-bearded men applied in great numbers to undergo the transformation. Each entered a blue and white striped tent as … Continue reading
The mystery murderers of Mull (Rousse)
I raced across the Isle of Mull as fast as I could. I managed to intercept LR just as she was about to climb into a taxi, observed by O and R. The car screeched to a halt, I leapt … Continue reading
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Tagged accomplice, blind, car, disguise, eye, identity, Isle of Mull, mask, Mull, murder, murderers, mystery, pray, risk, stocking, taxi
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A confused news report (Rousse)
At first the news report gave the impression that there had been a terrorist attack at Heathrow Airport. In fact police had shot dead a terrorist infiltrator disguised as an airport security guard.
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