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Tag Archives: dead
Mid-air knitter stalked by elderly couple on flight to the UK from Thailand (Rousse)
I must have broken several international laws on board the flight from Thailand back to the UK: I carried a sharp three inch needle in my hand luggage I looped the yarn from my ball of blue wool to the … Continue reading
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Tagged aeroplane, arrivals, ball, blue, Borth, boy, Charles, couple, dead, door, elderly, exit, father, flight, garndson, Golf, house, international, journey, knit, knitter, knitting, land, law, luggage, lunch, mistake, needle, phone, plane, safety, stalk, Thailand, TPR, UK, Wales, wool, yarn
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Delicious dead dog pâté (Rousse)
When the dog failed to respond to neither the cries of its owner, nor my whistling, we first assumed that it was lost in the forest. Sadly, we later discovered its little corpse on a bed of autumn leaves. Keen … Continue reading
Woman bludgeons man to death in Holyrood Park (Rousse)
LK led the three of us through Holyrood Park. I shouted after her that this was the long way, so we all turned back to take the route around the other side of the hill and loch. I had been … Continue reading
Party hostess revives the dead (Rousse)
NP hosted the most fabulous parties in her enormous kitchen (about the size of our hall). Amongst her guests was my Granny H, brought back from the dead specially to entertain me. Afterwards (as we drank the complimentary orange juice … Continue reading
Dead whale washed up by storm (Rousse)
The waves surged higher and higher and I feared that they would come crashing through the house. I’d never seen so high a tide, nor one that brought in with it such an exotic harvest. The latest marine animal to … Continue reading
Dead dog danger (Rousse)
Five mutilated dog corpses were scattered across my tiny back garden. At first I simply considered this an inconvenience – until TPR pointed out that it was an ominous sign of danger ahead.
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Tagged corpse, danger, dead, dog, garden, mutilate, sign, TPR
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