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Tag Archives: wife
A first wife’s fortune (Rousse)
GG’s daughters were enraged when they learnt that their tall, handsome, suited father was not leaving his fortune to their mother, but instead to his first wife – me. This decision made me wonder whether GG and I had ever … Continue reading
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Tagged bigamist, divorce, father, first, fortune, mother, TPR, wife
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Safe tattoo to hold a lover (Rousse)
The tattoo inked into his right arm read ‘SAFE’. ‘What a lovely idea’, I thought. I learnt later that this arm had been labelled for his lover, and not his wife (me).
My lover David Mitchell (Rousse)
David Mitchell had been in love with me since 1984. Unfortunately for him I was very married. He chose to ignore every sign of my ‘taken’ status – the several bands of gold and jewels prominently displayed on my ring … Continue reading
Equestrian wear for Boris Johnson (Rousse)
Boris Johnson asked me to buy him a pink hunting jacket. I refused. I told him that his PA (or wife) was better suited to such a task.
Fine art graduates offered new opportunity to market their work (Rousse)
I came up with my new business idea when standing next to a large black Edinburgh street refuse bin. Inside I could see several cellophane-wrapped mounted pictures. They were left over from the recent degree show at the art college. … Continue reading
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Tagged art, bin, boyfriend, business, children, deceit, Dumfries, graduate, market, sell refuse, Stuart, wife, work
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Chip-eating COVID deniers offer hugs in Portobello (Rousse)
We spotted the Bs when we were out running on Portobello promenade. My former colleague had grown his hair so long that it rivalled that of his wife for length. One of their two sons was with them. Like us, … Continue reading
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Tagged alarm, chips, colleague, coronavirus, COVID, covid-19, covid19, denier, hug, pandemic, Portobello, promenade, son, story, tale, wife
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String sorting wife clings to marital home (Rousse)
Just days before his great revelation, TPR and I had been smugly working our way through albums of old photographs, congratulating ourselves on our long and happy marriage. Now we had returned to our old house in Birmingham (the rooms … Continue reading
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Tagged Birmingham, blonde, confess, Edinburgh, flat, husband, kids, leave, marriage, photographs, String, wife
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Husband presents wife with a Porsche – and a divorce (Rousse)
TPR bought me a midnight blue Porsche, then instructed me to drive him from the south west of England to Lowestoft. He announced that this would be our final trip before he divorced me. It was an emotionally painful journey. … Continue reading
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Tagged brake, directions, divorce, husband, Lowestoft, M25, map, Porsche, Wales, walkers, wife
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Ae fond kiss and then we sever – with Graeme Souness (Rousse)
Graeme Souness took me aside and whispered that he felt that English soccer could do more to identify young local talent rather than look abroad to develop their teams. For example, he argued, there must be dozens of young men, … Continue reading
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Tagged crowd, England, English, football, Graeme Souness, kiss, microphone, Newcastle United, reporter, romantic, single, soccer, wife
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Marrying Susan Calman’s ex-wife (Rousse)
When TPR cruelly divorced me, I was desperate to find a new partner. It soon became obvious that the gap in age between me and my first choice second husband (VJ’s son C) was too big to bridge, so I … Continue reading