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Tag Archives: wife
Fine art graduates offered new opportunity to market their work (Rousse)
I came up with my new business idea when standing next to a large black Edinburgh street refuse bin. Inside I could see several cellophane-wrapped mounted pictures. They were left over from the recent degree show at the art college. … Continue reading
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Tagged art, bin, boyfriend, business, children, deceit, Dumfries, graduate, market, sell refuse, Stuart, wife, work
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Chip-eating COVID deniers offer hugs in Portobello (Rousse)
We spotted the Bs when we were out running on Portobello promenade. My former colleague had grown his hair so long that it rivalled that of his wife for length. One of their two sons was with them. Like us, … Continue reading
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Tagged alarm, chips, colleague, coronavirus, COVID, covid-19, covid19, denier, hug, pandemic, Portobello, promenade, son, story, tale, wife
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String sorting wife clings to marital home (Rousse)
Just days before his great revelation, TPR and I had been smugly working our way through albums of old photographs, congratulating ourselves on our long and happy marriage. Now we had returned to our old house in Birmingham (the rooms … Continue reading
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Tagged Birmingham, blonde, confess, Edinburgh, flat, husband, kids, leave, marriage, photographs, String, wife
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Husband presents wife with a Porsche – and a divorce (Rousse)
TPR bought me a midnight blue Porsche, then instructed me to drive him from the south west of England to Lowestoft. He announced that this would be our final trip before he divorced me. It was an emotionally painful journey. … Continue reading
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Tagged brake, directions, divorce, husband, Lowestoft, M25, map, Porsche, Wales, walkers, wife
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Ae fond kiss and then we sever – with Graeme Souness (Rousse)
Graeme Souness took me aside and whispered that he felt that English soccer could do more to identify young local talent rather than look abroad to develop their teams. For example, he argued, there must be dozens of young men, … Continue reading
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Tagged crowd, England, English, football, Graeme Souness, kiss, microphone, Newcastle United, reporter, romantic, single, soccer, wife
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Marrying Susan Calman’s ex-wife (Rousse)
When TPR cruelly divorced me, I was desperate to find a new partner. It soon became obvious that the gap in age between me and my first choice second husband (VJ’s son C) was too big to bridge, so I … Continue reading
Time-travelling wife powerless to prevent husband’s grisly motorway death (Rousse)
TPR died a hero in an attempt to save an 8 year-old Brownie. The poor girl was held in the clutches of a mad woman who was set on proving a point about ancestors in Billingham, Teesside. TPR was crushed … Continue reading
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Tagged A1(M), ancestors, bedsit, Billingham, Brownie, Caroline, condolence, husband, Teesside. time travel, TPR, tribute, wife
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Competing with a silly super-skinny curly blonde love rival (Rousse)
Fed up with the rest of my family, TPR announced that he was leaving me. Worst still, he already had another woman lined up to take my place: silly super-skinny curly blonde JR. I was now on track to be … Continue reading
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Tagged blonde, curly, girlfriend, husband, love, pity, rival, skinny, TPR, unfaithful, wife, woman
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From garden wall antics in North Berwick to ballroom dancing at Glasgow Queen Street (Rousse)
I hoped that that those travelling in the morning traffic out of North Berwick towards the A1 and west into Edinburgh passed by at a sufficient speed not to notice our antics on a stranger’s garden wall. Afterwards we considered … Continue reading
A blonde mistress upgrade for an errant husband (Rousse)
Not only was I able (or stupid enough) to forgive TPR’s latest misdemeanour, but here I was comforting his latest conquest. Without any care for the feelings of the betrayed wife, the dumpy, blonde, middle-aged lecturer sobbed in my arms, … Continue reading
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Tagged betray, blonde, cleaner, conquest, errant, husband, improvement, love, mistress, Robert Gordon University, sob, tart, taste, TPR, upgrade, wife
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