Tag Archives: handbag

A papier mâché model, a lost purse, and a problematic pub food policy (Rousse)

Posted on April 16, 2018 by Dreamaticus

When I returned to work from sick leave I was less than impressed with my new office arrangements. I was to share room C75 with an office mate who had already moved into the room a bed as well as … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bed, countryside, customer, desk, disgusting, embarrassing, food, handbag, kid, kitchen, leave, lunch, mate, model. pub. purse, money, office, Papier-mâché, pie, policy, reject, sick, steak | Leave a comment

Quad on the Tyne – with David Tennant (Rousse)

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Dreamaticus

My mother took up observing the wildlife of East Lothian in the dead of night using infra-red technology. She invited us to join her one evening. David Tennant turned up to wave us off – my mother on a quadbike, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged boy, bridge, David Tennant, deer, East Lothian, embankment, fling, fox, handbag, infra-red, iron, mother, night, pretty, quadbike, river, shopping, six, technology, teenage, tourist, transport, trolley, Tyne, village, water, wave, wildlife, wrought | Leave a comment

Teenage Geordie steals a snog and credit cards (Rousse)

Posted on June 4, 2017 by Dreamaticus

I arranged to meet my niece at the top of her University of Newcastle hall of residence. To reach her, however, I had to climb up a huge tower of open IKEA kitchen drawers crammed full of utensils. The only … Continue reading →

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A secret phone, a hidden four poster bed, a hard-to-reach dinner venue, and prostitutes (Rousse)

Posted on April 2, 2017 by Dreamaticus

The location of my sister’s holiday house was unclear. It could have been North Northumberland, London or Birmingham. Whatever its location, it was much bigger than I imagined. My school friend Phil soon lost count of how many beds had … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged basement, bed, Birmingham, Birmingham New Street, box, Cheshire, dinner, door, four poster, handbag, holiday, house, IKEA, iPhone, journey, kitchen, London, mall, mobile, Northumberland, parents, passport, Phil, phone, school, secret, sister, station, telephone, train, uncle | Leave a comment

Beware the airport chocolate thief (Rousse)

Posted on January 27, 2017 by Dreamaticus

The departure lounge thief couldn’t care less about the contents of my handbag, nor my shiny new laptop. Her sole interest was the bar of chocolate that I had left lying on the hard plastic seat. When I returned from … Continue reading →

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Mike told to take a hike (Rousse)

Posted on November 14, 2016 by Dreamaticus

We were encouraged to work with external partners so I was pleased to have struck up a relationship with Mike. When he said that he had an urgent contract for me I grabbed my handbag, pulled on my coat, and … Continue reading →

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A philanderer and a forgetful wife (Rousse)

Posted on May 23, 2016 by Dreamaticus

When J begged me to sleep with him I asked whether he had been unfaithful to his wife in the past. ‘Several times’ he replied. It appeared that he got up to all sorts of mischief on lads’ weekends away … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged barrier, card, credit, fetch, flat, forget, game, green, handbag, lads, London, mischief, organisation, oyster, philanderer, sister, sleep, tube, underground, unfaithful, weekend, wife | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: handbag

A papier mâché model, a lost purse, and a problematic pub food policy (Rousse)

Quad on the Tyne – with David Tennant (Rousse)

Teenage Geordie steals a snog and credit cards (Rousse)

A secret phone, a hidden four poster bed, a hard-to-reach dinner venue, and prostitutes (Rousse)

Beware the airport chocolate thief (Rousse)

Mike told to take a hike (Rousse)

A philanderer and a forgetful wife (Rousse)

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