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Monthly Archives: December 2011
French homework help (Rousse)
This was shameful. Not only had I little idea of how to correct my nephew PF’s French homework, but I also incorrectly “corrected” the work of another person who had been helping him. Exasperated I confessed my lost talents. “Didn’t … Continue reading
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Tagged confess, correct, corrections, forget, French, help, homework, nephew, talent, talents
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Jack Dee, school girls in gingham blouses, and dental floss (Rousse)
I couldn’t believe my luck: Jack Dee agreed to coach me for my big lecture in March! In the meantime, there were some more mundane duties to attend to on campus. EH suggested that a couple of glasses of Champagne … Continue reading
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Tagged blouse, blouses, Bodleian, campus, CCTV, Champagne, dental, department, floss, gingham, girls, glasses, Jack Dee, Jesus College, lecture, library, March, Oxford, pink, presentation, pupils, school, University of Oxford
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An ex-boyfriend and an X-rated party (Belle)
I attended a business meeting with my heartbreaking ex. While I was on top form, shining with good health and happiness, he was a shadow of his former self. Delighted, I managed to convince him he should escort me to … Continue reading
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Tagged bedroom, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, knife, minicab driver, party, police, sex party, taxi driver, transvestite
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Makeup tips for women over 40 (Rousse)
Belle and I happened to be staying at the same conference hotel. I was so excited to see her, keen to take advantage of a rare opportunity to snatch five minutes together alone. I congratulated Belle on her recent Dreamaticus … Continue reading
Belle holds down two jobs (Belle)
My life was so pressured I was holding down two jobs. Not only was I a Serie A ballgirl, looking after the away end at Palermo’s ground but I was simultaneously walking through a derelict house trying to assess its … Continue reading
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Tagged ball girl, Birmingham, care home, derelict, fans, football, Hawthorn Road, Kingstanding, Palermo, Serie A
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A dog’s dinner (Belle)
The kindly examiner took me to one side to give me some advice. If I was ever to become a leading competitive dinner host, I would have to learn the difference between Jack Russell terriers and Brussel sprouts.
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Tagged Brussel sprouts, competition, dinner party, dog, Jack Russell, terrier
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How to speak French – again (Rousse)
I was back at the University of Birmingham under the care of Mr H. He questioned my motivation for joining the second year class. What was I doing here? Didn’t I already hold a first degree, as well as a … Continue reading
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Tagged Birmingham, Birmingham University, degree, doctorate, French, learn, Masters, PhD, speak, university, University of Birmingham
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Grow your own pearl bracelet on the Isle of Skye (Rousse)
After I lost TPR in LIDL I popped down to the beach on the Isle of Skye to watch the opening Edinburgh Fringe performance. The “comedy” was truly terrible. At the interval I left discreetly. I would spend the rest … Continue reading
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Tagged afternoon, bangle, bangles, beach, beach-combing, beachcombing, bracelet, bracelets, combing, comedy, Edinburgh, Fringe, granite, hand, hands, Hebrides, interval, Isle of Skye, jewel, jewellery, LIDL, lost, pearl, pebble, pebbles, pendant, pendants, performance, pool, pools, rock, salty, sea, seed, shore, show, slat, supermarket, TPR, treasure, wrist, wrists
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