Monthly Archives: June 2010

The life of the ace reporter (Belle)

I was an ace reporter, with inky thumbs. I saw infinity pools on hotel roofs.

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Friends in the bushes (Rousse)

KTR and Texas T were in my garden.

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Belle’s babies at sea

I was with a bunch of women who stole an ambulance so they could drive to the sea to give birth.

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Perish the ex (Belle)

I was being pursued by an ex who kept posting pink bath mats under the door.

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Fish and pigs (Belle)

I watched a family walk a sow and five piglet Gloucester old spots on leads. I was just coming from the goldfish shop.

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Magpie as an information source on alcoholism (Belle)

The 1970s childrens’ TV Magpie programme had its own TV channel and was showing a drama about alcoholic parents.

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The meaning of life (Belle)

I went to a workshop run by a fairground mystic who ‘knew the answer to everything’.

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Travelling with Dr Who, by submarine, and rental car (Belle)

I was in an episode of Dr Who. It was an homage to different types of children’s animation so one scene was all fuzzy, like Rhubarb and Custard, and the next was two dimensional like Paddington Bear. ======= I lived … Continue reading

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Rousse discovers that unemployment has a positive side

I lost my job, but all was well because I could live off the batches of £100,000 in fresh new notes that I found in the dole office when I signed on each Friday. I spent my period of unemployment … Continue reading

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Sopranos and chips (Belle)

I went to visit Tony Soprano who was lying in State in a meeting room. Sil was there. There was an answerphone next to the coffin taking messages for Tony. The phone rang while I was there. I also tried … Continue reading

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