Tag Archives: London

Chris Packham wanders the London Tube in police disguise (Rousse)

Posted on April 24, 2019 by

Chris Packham took great care to hide from his fans whenever he went about his everyday business. I, however, could see through his devious disguise of a toy dark blue policeman’s helmet and fake beer belly. I chased him along … Continue reading →

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Triple dating with James Corden (Belle)

Posted on March 7, 2019 by

I had no idea why current boyfriend (TM) had invited former boyfriend (JHI) out on a date with us. Everything was made more awkward by the addition of James Corden to our little group. Then JHI was kidnapped outside of … Continue reading →

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Eminem and me (Belle)

Posted on March 2, 2019 by

I could either put the dishes away and go to bed or take a walk in the night-time industrial wastelands of 1980s London. I chose the walk and bumped into Eminem. We knew each other vaguely and we linked arms … Continue reading →

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When breasts head south (Rousse)

Posted on February 17, 2019 by

I hadn’t expected to bump into London-based SW in the Outer Hebrides. Yet here she was, as large as life, all aglow in a bright orange, and very clingy, T shirt dress, lounging lazily on the seat of a bus … Continue reading →

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The British Library and Boris (Rousse)

Posted on February 8, 2019 by

I unexpectedly bumped into VAE in the vaults of the British Library. She was on sick leave in the UK, having suffered illness since her move to Singapore several months earlier. VAE’s current destination was one of the rare books … Continue reading →

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When your new neighbours are reality television stars (Rousse)

Posted on January 12, 2019 by

The new upstairs neighbours had moved in! I was able to confirm this to TPR and DM from the bedroom window as I watched a car arrive in the new parking space behind our garden. Before long we noticed that … Continue reading →

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Tube traveller thieves (Rousse)

Posted on December 24, 2018 by

We developed a new income stream: pick-pocketing London Tube passengers as they travelled up and down the escalators.

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