Tag Archives: garden

When your new neighbours are reality television stars (Rousse)

Posted on January 12, 2019 by Dreamaticus

The new upstairs neighbours had moved in! I was able to confirm this to TPR and DM from the bedroom window as I watched a car arrive in the new parking space behind our garden. Before long we noticed that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged basement, bedroom, chute, flat, flat-warming, garden, guest, London, neighbour, park, programme, reality, space, star, television, TV, upstairs, wall | Leave a comment

Disgruntled passengers make illegal leap from Lothian bus (Rousse)

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Dreamaticus

The bus took a ludicrous route. Even though most of the passengers wanted to get off at Princes Street, they were forced to endure an hour’s diversion to Heriot-Watt University first. This was because the bus did not have an … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged border collies, bus, buses, CCTV, church, crime, disgruntled, Edinburgh, garden, Heriot-Watt University, Lothian, metal, passenger, Princes Street, route, Scotland, St John's, TPR | Leave a comment

Darts and death with Prince Charles (Rousse)

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Dreamaticus

When Charles, Prince of Wales challenged TPR to a game of darts, I wandered out into the damp garden. The peace was interrupted when a woman ran across the terrace screaming ‘He’s dead, he’s dead, David is dead!’ Then a … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged assailant, challenge, Charles, damp, darts, David, dead, death, garden, grass, lawn, murder, prince, Prince Charles, rook, scream, terrace, TPR, woman | Leave a comment

Illegal gazebo sausage rolls (Rousse)

Posted on September 21, 2018 by Dreamaticus

TPR was so hungry that forgot his manners completely and fingered one of the sausage rolls on a plate inside the gazebo. None of us had permission to enter the riverside property after our long walk, let alone picnic on … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bargain, breach, coin, etiquette, food, garden, gazebo, horro, hungry, illegal, owner, permission, picnnic, pocket, property, riverside, roll, sausage, stranger, TPR, walk | Leave a comment

The drunkard and the dead dog of the depths (Rousse)

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Dreamaticus

GG was so surprised to find me outside her house that she collapsed on the pavement in a heap before I even had a chance to greet her. When eventually she came too, she was delighted to meet me for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cafe, carry, centre, corpse, dead, dog, drunkard, garden, golden retriever, heap, hunt, menu, Online, pavement, profile, schedule, table, tipsy, TPR, water, waterside, white, whiteboard, wine | Leave a comment

A garden trespasser sausage chef (Rousse)

Posted on April 6, 2018 by Dreamaticus

When I glanced through the bedroom window I saw a tall dark man cooking sausages on our barbecue in our garden. ‘Go get him!’ I ordered TPR. ‘No problem’, he replied, waving his axe in the air. While TPR charged … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged abdomen, attacker, axe, bedroom, blow, camera, case, chef, cook, escape, garden, groan, kitchen, photograph, police, quest, sausage, TPR, trespasser, unpunished, window | Leave a comment

Encounters with chartered surveyors (Rousse)

Posted on March 31, 2018 by Dreamaticus

I had encounters with two chartered surveyors on the same day. The first – RA – spoke to me of his ‘elephantine’ features as contrasted with my ‘beauty’ as he walked me to a tube station in London. I did … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged award, beauty, chartered, chestnut, elephantine, encounter, English, feature, garden, London, sculpture, station, suburb, surveyor, tube, walk, wall, win | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: garden

When your new neighbours are reality television stars (Rousse)

Disgruntled passengers make illegal leap from Lothian bus (Rousse)

Darts and death with Prince Charles (Rousse)

Illegal gazebo sausage rolls (Rousse)

The drunkard and the dead dog of the depths (Rousse)

A garden trespasser sausage chef (Rousse)

Encounters with chartered surveyors (Rousse)

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