Dreamaticus populae
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Recent reveries
- Defunct orange toilet stars in garden makeover disaster (Rousse)
- Seeking student accommodation during a pandemic (Rousse)
- Everyday clone encounter (Rousse)
- Truck hire Edinburgh (Rousse)
- Unwelcome guests and a Christmas party assault (Rousse)
- Cats torture (Rousse)
- Actor Bill Paterson is Mr Diamond selling tea at the Gorilla Arboretum (Rousse)
- House clearance ‘burglary’ (Rousse)
- Marriage and goat’s milk mayhem (Rousse)
- German child expert rescues newborn from drunken babysitter (Rousse)
- Locating lost shoes (Rousse)
- Brian the Irish architect (Rousse)
- Naked office party animals dance til dawn (Rousse)
- Abusive parental role play (Rousse)
- The Stanford murderer (Rousse)
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- bag
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- beach
- bed
- bedroom
- bike
- Birmingham
- black
- blue
- book
- bus
- campus
- car
- children
- Christmas
- colleague
- conference
- dead
- death
- dog
- door
- dress
- driving
- Edinburgh
- family
- father
- flat
- friend
- Friends
- garden
- green
- guest
- hair
- holiday
- home
- hotel
- house
- husband
- job
- kitchen
- lift
- London
- man
- meeting
- mother
- office
- party
- PhD
- phone
- photograph
- red
- room
- school
- sea
- seat
- secret
- shop
- sister
- sleep
- staff
- student
- students
- table
- TPR
- train
- university
- water
- wedding
- white
- wife
- window
- woman
- work
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Monthly Archives: July 2010
Rousse solves all the problems of the NHS
The vast consulting room was packed since the Coalition government’s reform of the health service: all medical appointments take place at 1pm each day, so nobody forgets their appointment, and each patient is seen by six doctors at once to … Continue reading
Belle falls in love
I stayed in a country house with secret passages and wooden panels and met and fell in love with Tony Adams. We had a box brownie camera.
Beckham rescues Rousse
Trapped up to my neck in a skip filled with washing powder, and with all vital organs approaching shutdown, David Beckham came to the rescue and hauled me out.
Exotic trip to Korea (Belle)
I had to commute across a river in a large acorn that split apart like an Easter egg. The people who put me in cut my name out in Korean onto a leaf. There was also a fudge-flavoured lipstick named … Continue reading
Belle’s angry confusion
Why was my bed in the meeting room? Why was I swimming on my side and doing widths? I did scream at the top of my voice ‘I am not your f****** slave!’ which was very liberating.
A new religion is launched (Belle)
The piano was draped in a cover embroidered with messages to be used as sacred text to launch a new religion.
Belle meets her ideal man
I met a fabulous man. He was scuba-diving football coach. He lived near a blue bay with lovely fine sand.
An ordinary meal turns strange (Belle)
I was trying to explain to my dining companion that the restaurant was very ‘sixth form male’, while shouting over a DJ playing a picture disc of War of the Worlds. There was a 1940s football map, a baby, a … Continue reading
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