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- New blue and yellow wallpaper brightens office (Rousse)
- How to keep a loving relationship alive (Rousse)
- Jewellery thieves of Pitlochry (Rousse)
- David Beckham in disguise (Rousse)
- Teenage criminals target Sainsbury shopping trolleys in Gateshead (Rousse)
- A false alibi (Rousse)
- Alien pink babies emerge from the plumbing (Rousse)
- Social embarrassment of hotel lift claustrophobia with a 3-foot man (Rousse)
- Canine and human vandals ruin corridor wall (Rousse)
- Husband presents wife with a Porsche – and a divorce (Rousse)
- Princes Harry and William at the ice pageant (Belle)
- Celebrity adultery and art work destruction (Belle)
- Ae fond kiss and then we sever – with Graeme Souness (Rousse)
- Drag queens of the resistance movement (Belle)
- An afternoon with Killing Eve star Sandra Oh (Rousse)
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Tag Archives: dog
Dangerous dog competition (Rousse)
We would surely lose the competition if the black Labrador – friendly up until this point – continued to refuse to be carried on my back. When it bared its teeth at me yet again, I suggested that perhaps we … Continue reading
One wedding, six funerals and a new paint colour (Belle)
I invented a new paint colour – “Italian Holiday Green” and it was a roaring success. Then I got married to a celebrity. The wedding was ‘promenade style’. My new husband and I walked through a succession of Arts and … Continue reading
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Tagged arts and crafts, dog, Euros, fairy cakes, funeral, green, Italy, money, radiator, tea, wedding
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The ginger squatters of Benfica (Belle)
I walked out of Goldsmiths College to take a walk. I bumped into a group of local red-haired squatters. They were riding red horses that were being led by red dogs. I stopped to chat with the group. They told … Continue reading
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Tagged banner, Benfica, dog, football, ginger, Goldsmiths College, horse, London, red hair, squatter
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Umbrellas for pit bulls, HRT for boyfriends (Belle)
I was in New York in a downpour. A man on stilts wearing a bright red commissionaire’s uniform was holding an umbrella over a gentleman’s pit bull as they crossed the road. As they got closer to me, I saw … Continue reading
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Tagged apartment, artist, commissionaire, dog, flatmate, gypsy caravan, HRT, New York, painting, Pit bull, rain, red, restaurant, steak, stilts, umbrella, uniform
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Cholera risk on transatlantic flights (Rousse)
My entire family was flying to New York: mother, father and all three daughters (although my little sister was yet to put in an appearance). I arranged for us to travel in the greatest comfort: by king size bed. As … Continue reading
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Tagged bed, cholera, daughter, dog, father, flight, grain, magazine, mother, mouth, poison, puppy, risk, sister, Staffordhsire bull terrier, transatlantic, vet, water
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The world’s most versatile dog-themed kitchen gadget (Rousse)
The dog sculpture in jade looked good in MB’s new kitchen and I now regretted that the family had given it to her as a present. The ornament was also much more versatile than we had first believed. The head … Continue reading
Terrorist YouTube treat on campus (Rousse)
Following the previous year’s success, I invited my colleagues at Scottish Enterprise back on campus for a week. This time, however, they treated their visit as a jolly, crowding around my computer singing along to karaoke videos on YouTube. As … Continue reading
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Tagged auditorium, breed, campus, colleague, computer, dog, jacket, karaoke, Kevlar, knee, labrador, meeting, police, Scottish Enterprise, terrorist, visitor, YouTube
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A flying dog and flat tyres (Rousse)
A small, yet overweight, black dog came flying through the air and knocked me to the ground. The dog’s owner looked up briefly in concern. However, of more interest to her was her silver Volvo. The car had just collapsed … Continue reading
Three-legged dogs in the classroom (Rousse)
The students chose their modules using a manual ‘course sorter’. This was an enormous sectioned white roller blind. The Chinese contingent was extremely disappointed not to be able to select a particular combination of modules. However, this was not my … Continue reading
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Tagged 1990s, 3-legged, academic, blind, Chinese, classroom, course, dog, module, Queen Margaret College, role, student, three-legged
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A comedian, lipstick on a hairbrush and a conference with rottweilers (Belle)
The food at this conference WAS good, I admitted begrudgingly. This didn’t stop me shouting loudly that the slices of Spanish omelette were too large. The person responsible for the catering success was Australian comedian Chris Lilley, whom I had … Continue reading
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Tagged brain surgery, catering, Chris Lilley, conference, dog, hairbrush, lipstick, makeover, rottweiler, Spanish omelette, talcum powder, tortilla, underwear
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