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Tag Archives: bed
Uncomfortable beds and cold porridge (Rousse)
I was a terrible hostess. I forced my overnight guests to sleep on spin cycles, then made them wait for hours for the cold porridge that I served at breakfast.
Octogenarian bed-hopping (Rousse)
When we woke in the morning my husband and I found my eighty year-old mother comfortably sandwiched between us in our king-sized bed. At which point during the night had she sneaked in without our noticing? How could we politely … Continue reading
Cholera risk on transatlantic flights (Rousse)
My entire family was flying to New York: mother, father and all three daughters (although my little sister was yet to put in an appearance). I arranged for us to travel in the greatest comfort: by king size bed. As … Continue reading
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Tagged bed, cholera, daughter, dog, father, flight, grain, magazine, mother, mouth, poison, puppy, risk, sister, Staffordhsire bull terrier, transatlantic, vet, water
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A quick house move (Rousse)
TPR and I had just moved into a massive fully-furnished modern house with views across the valley. Keen for his children to enjoy a country childhood, I persuaded PC and his family to take over one of the wings. After … Continue reading
Rick Parfitt top tipper (Rousse)
Status Quo’s Rick Parfitt lay on the top of the bed in my ornate Victorian bedroom. He was doing his best to tempt me back to his own house, but I was not interested in following him. Instead I was … Continue reading
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Tagged bed, fame, fortune, Rick Parfitt, Status Quo, tale, tip, Victorian
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A very short-lived relationship with Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson (Belle)
I moved in with The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) and admired the massive double bed with a crisp white bedspread. However, by teatime, Dwayne had moved out and Andy Samberg had let his small daughter drive – and wreck – my car.
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Tagged Andy Samberg, bed, bedspread, car, Dwayne ('The Rock') Johnson
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Transgender bottom drawer resources (Rousse)
As I was getting undressed for bed (with TPR and AL), I caught two new graduates rummaging through the bottom drawer of my wardrobe. The young man told me that they were looking for resources for their voluntary work with … Continue reading
