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Saucy seaside postcards come to life in Whitley Bay (Rousse)

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Dreamaticus

Our journey south was delayed somewhat in Jedburgh due to the density of the Jedforest. For a 100 metre stretch you had to bend double to get through the trees. We didn’t stay long at our final destination. There was … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bicycle, bike, camp, coast, cycle, exhibition, foot, forest, holiday, home, Jedburgh, Jedforest, ladies, National Express, north east, postcard, postcards, saucy, seaside, swimsuit, swimsuits, TPR, tree, trees, view, views, Whitley Bay, window, wood | Leave a comment

What to feed babies (Rousse)

Posted on October 10, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I herded my class of blue-uniformed 15 year-olds into a queue outside the remote former school house. The retired head mistress emerged to invite them in, and they settled into their places for an authentic school dinner of past times. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged babies, baby, baguette, children, curd, dinner, drink, eat, feed, food, French, house, jar, kid, kids, kitchen, lemon, meal, mistress, mother, motherhood, new-born, pupil, pupils, queue, retired, school, shop, student, students, trip, tube, uniform | Leave a comment

Resurrectionists active in the north east (Rousse)

Posted on October 9, 2012 by Dreamaticus

TPR had developed a process to bring the dead back to life. So now I found myself in a bar in Hexham chatting to both my grandmothers and my great-great auntie S, plus other assorted relations (officially still alive). Unfortunately … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1800s, alive, aunt, bar, cemetery, corpse, dead, death, family, friend, gathering, grandmother, grandmothers, granny, Hexham, life, living, locker, Newcastle, north east, process, relation, relations, relative, relatives, resurrectionist, resurrectionists, school, shopping, technique, trolley | Leave a comment

The dangers of dyed pig meat (Rousse)

Posted on October 9, 2012 by Dreamaticus

My mother and I dived into the undergrowth to hide from the natives. When they passed by we could make out their cargo piled high on the trolley. Neatly stacked like a Tesco pallet delivery, it carried a variety of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bacon, cargo, danger, delivery, dye, dyed, ear, ears, head, heads, hide, meat, mother, multicoloured, natives, pallet, photo, photograph, pig, pork, Tesco, trolley, trotter, trotters, undergrowth | Leave a comment

Hibs Hearts derby ticket hunt (Rousse)

Posted on October 6, 2012 by Dreamaticus

For authentic Saturday afternoon entertainment I decided to take my weekend guests to a football match. The Hiberian ground wasn’t too far away, so I slipped out of the house first thing on Saturday morning to go and buy some … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged call, colleague, colleagues, common, conference, conference call, derby, Edinburgh, envelopes, fan, fans, flat, football, green, ground, Hearts, Hibernian, Hibs, house, maroon, members, poke, poking, Portobello, room, Saturday, security, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, soccer, table, ticket, tickets | Leave a comment

The secret London wedding venue (Rousse)

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Dreamaticus

All we wanted was some peace to enjoy a quiet barbecue for two in our little Edinburgh yard, but every so often friends would run down the steps to interrupt us. First came the F family, then LF and IF … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged barbecue, bouquet, bridesmaid, celebrations, ceremony, Edinburgh, family, flowers, friend, Friends, Ireland, London, marriage, mother, park, parks, red-haired, redhead, secret, steps, toddler, venue, wedding, yard | Leave a comment

Hypnotic cat dancing routine reveals hidden skills (Rousse)

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I wandered around the crowded room and performed a little dance. I hoped that this would please my new friend and that she would agree that I had mastered the “dancing like a cat” routine. She observed my technique, then … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged attendance, cat, class, crowd, dance, dancing, fingers, friend, hidden, hypnosis, hypnotic, hypnotist, participation, practice, room, routine, skills, students, talents, technique, trance, verdict | Leave a comment

A PhD in Paris (Rousse)

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I was living in Paris, where I shared an enormous communal bedroom with a bunch of strangers. However, I was not always completely friendless: one day PA, JB and CS from my first secondary school passed through as temporary residents. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged back, bedroom, boarding house, clothes, communal, dress, fat, Friends, overweight, Paris, PhD, Philadelphia, resident, residents, resolution, room-mate, room-mates, school, stranger, strangers, TPR, underwear, weather | Leave a comment

Little Red Riding Rousse wins a dinner invitation

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Dreamaticus

When on a Little Red Riding Hood mission to deliver a supply of cottage cheese in my wicker basket to the S family, I came across TF digging muddy trenches in a field. He and has son T were committed … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged basket, cheese, cottage, daughter, dig, digging, dinner, field, husband, invitation, Little Red Riding Hood, mud, muddy, shopping, son, tea, TPR, trench, trenches, wicker, wife | Leave a comment

Basking sharks and dolphins “spotted” in the Tyne (Rousse)

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Dreamaticus

Were those basking shark fins cutting through the water? How marvellous that a shoal had made it all the way up-river to Hexham! I’d never seen basking sharks in fresh water before, and what a thrill to find them in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged basking, basking shark, basking sharks, children, dolphin, dolphins, fins, fresh, Hexham, kids, mammal, mammals, porpoise, porpoises, primary, river, school, sea, shark, sharks, shoal, swim, Tyne, water | Leave a comment

Author Archives: Dreamaticus

Saucy seaside postcards come to life in Whitley Bay (Rousse)

What to feed babies (Rousse)

Resurrectionists active in the north east (Rousse)

The dangers of dyed pig meat (Rousse)

Hibs Hearts derby ticket hunt (Rousse)

The secret London wedding venue (Rousse)

Hypnotic cat dancing routine reveals hidden skills (Rousse)

A PhD in Paris (Rousse)

Little Red Riding Rousse wins a dinner invitation

Basking sharks and dolphins “spotted” in the Tyne (Rousse)

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