My former student KW (aged 57) was initially very keen to develop our relationship. However, he changed his mind when it dawned on him that a 63-year-old could not bear him children. Now he was desperate to dump me.

KW persuaded his cousin-in-law to hide him from me in a hospital operating theatre overnight. Unfortunately for him, I easily tracked him down to his makeshift bed on the operating table. Now that my claws were well and truly embedded in him, he would never escape this ‘romance’.