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Tag Archives: Paris
Belle and Aitch on the ball
I tried to buy cigarettes in Paris but got distracted by lavender and mango bath salts which cost €52.50. Later the rapper Aitch and I started a wildly successful YouTube channel (‘On The Ball’) in which we taught each other … Continue reading
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Tagged Aitch, bath salts, football, France, lavender, mango, Paris, YouTube
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A crash on the Paris péripherique (Rousse)
Racing through Paris by car without a satnav, TPR’s erratic driving along this haphazard route was bound to end in disaster. We were meant to be heading into town – not out of it – and now I was pretty … Continue reading
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Tagged car, corpse, crash, crop, data, death, delete, disaster, drive, emergency, family, field, implicate, iPhone, Paris, péripherique, pedestrian, Place d'Italie, road, roundabout, satnav, stop, teenage, TPR, vehicle, winter
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Things to do in Paris (Rousse)
The 2:00am train to Paris from Edinburgh was packed. I lost SL and the boys in the crowd of passengers as soon as I boarded and ended up sitting on the floor in the last coach. Only much later on … Continue reading
A wedding with Peter Capaldi, and a honeymoon with the Wombles (Rousse)
Wedding guest Peter Capaldi amused himself at the reception by creating a flat white robot using 3D printing technology (discreetly under the dining table). After the celebrations the bride, TPR and I took the short flight to Paris. We landed … Continue reading
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Tagged 3d printing, band, cereal, Christmas, grain, honeymoon, hors d'oeuvres, hotel, musicians, Paris, Peter Capaldi, polenta, repertoire, rice, robot, silver, tree, Trocadero, wedding, Wombles
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Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre recruits new performer (Rousse)
It was only on my way to the gig in Paris that I realised the folly of my offer to Kevin F Sutherland to put on the season’s first performance of the Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre. I didn’t know … Continue reading
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Tagged accent, business, fail, folly, gig, Kevin F Sutherland, offer, Paris, Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
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Lost in London and Paris (Rousse)
I was lost in London, late for a 10:00 meeting at the Chartered Institute of Library and Information Professionals, without my mobile phone – indeed without even cash to use a public telephone. Then, to make matters worse, I realised … Continue reading
A French language refresher course in Paris (Rousse)
I accepted the offer of a place in Paris to undertake a six-month long refresher course in French. Although downhearted at the prospect of a long time apart, TPR kindly accompanied me to France to help me settle in. The … Continue reading
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Tagged Air Force One, airport, anti-terrorist, camp, car, Chinese, cliff, concrete, confess, course, drug addict, excuse, fire, France, French, hall of residence, immigrant, language, naked, Paris, PhD, prostitute, protect, rain, refresher, squatter, student, tower block, TPR
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Lunch in the Bois de Boulogne, Paris (Rousse)
On the day that I chucked ECM for writing the most cruel anonymous letters about me I went out for lunch with the M family in the Bois de Boulogne. Other guests at the table included my sister S, and … Continue reading
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Tagged anonymous, Bois de Boulogne, cruel, ex-boyfriend, family, guest, letter, lunch, Paris, sister
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