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Tag Archives: fat
A fat boyfriend and flowers (Rousse)
The small reunion organised our university friend JK gave my sister J the opportunity to relive one of her wittiest comments. With my ex-boyfriend ST seated at the table quite close to TPR, she reminded everyone that her first comment … Continue reading
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Tagged bouquet, boyfriend, fat, flower, Netherlands, reunion, sister
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Fat woman in White Stuff tunic dress is reckless on the roads (Rousse)
When they heard our news, my elderly parents drove all the way (all on their own) to visit us at our new house in East Lothian. They stopped off at White Stuff in Edinburgh city centre on the way. There … Continue reading
Race to rescue earthquake victim in northern Russia (Rousse)
When the earthquake struck in the Russian far north TPR was standing directly on the fault line above a seam of white marble. He fell several thousand feet into the enormous crevice. I was sure that I would never see … Continue reading
Bicycle thief Mr Almond’s attack (Rousse)
Every time that we returned to our house there was further evidence of attempted break-ins. We knew that it was only a matter of time before we would come home to a crime scene. The day finally arrived when we … Continue reading
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Tagged 1980s, accomplice, Almond, attack, attempt, attic, avenge, £50, baby, bicycle, bike, black, break-in, broken, burglar, crime, dark, door, dress, fat, fear, front, glass, green, hat, house, insult, man, middle-aged, notes, roof, scene, smash, spotty, thief, wad, wedding, window, woman
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Sisters feast on chocolate breakfast diet (Rousse)
So this was why my sister was getting so fat. Every morning she ate an entire box of chocolates for her breakfast. I vowed to help her out.
Stuck in Loughborough (Rousse)
All my friends were able to go to and from Loughborough as they pleased – but not I. While they were either happy in the East Midlands or had easy transport elsewhere, all my attempts to get a flight out … Continue reading
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Tagged airport, battery, bicycle, bike, Blackberry, British Airways, butter, canal, croissant, cycle, dismal, East Midlands, exit, fat, flight, friend, front, jam, Loughborough, plight, queue, raspberry, restaurant, stale, street, stuck, town, TPR, transport, woman, women
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Phil Collins flies first class (Rousse)
Phil Collins was travelling first class from Montreal back to London on the same flight as me. I knew this because the fat woman in yellow told me so in the vast aircraft toilets.
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Tagged aircraft, class, fat, first, fly, London, Montreal, Phil Collins, toilets, woman, yellow
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Naked bathing buddies (Rousse)
I jumped into the bath at the gym – with someone else’s fat, hairy husband.
The beach body (Rousse)
When we first arrived at our exotic Caribbean holiday destination I identified the poolside as the spot where we would spend most of the week. However, we were soon drawn to the beach from where everyone watched the huge waves … Continue reading
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Tagged bay, beach, beach bodies, beach body, bikini, boats, bodies, body, books, Caribbean, corpse, cycling, dead, destination, drown, exotic, fat, girl, green, helmet, high, holiday, library, middle-age, middle-aged, picnic, pool, poolside, red, sand, slim, spot, sunbathe, swell, T shirt, teenage, teenager, tide, TPR, water, wave, waves, woman
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