Tag Archives: TPR

Illegal gazebo sausage rolls (Rousse)

Posted on September 21, 2018 by Dreamaticus

TPR was so hungry that forgot his manners completely and fingered one of the sausage rolls on a plate inside the gazebo. None of us had permission to enter the riverside property after our long walk, let alone picnic on … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bargain, breach, coin, etiquette, food, garden, gazebo, horro, hungry, illegal, owner, permission, picnnic, pocket, property, riverside, roll, sausage, stranger, TPR, walk | Leave a comment

Unwelcome sister interference in matters of the heart (Rousse)

Posted on September 19, 2018 by Dreamaticus

I had my suspicions that sixth form sweethearts G and JB had called it a day on their long marriage. That GB was a single man at last was confirmed when JB mentioned her ‘new partner’ to me. I headed … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged art, blackhouse, burgundy, chase, curl, dress, ex-husband, friend, heart, interference, jumper, marriage, matters, matters of the heart, Nicola, night, offer, partner, practise, railway, rejection, river, romance, silver, single, sister, steam, tightrope, TPR, train, trainee, university, walker | Leave a comment

Art distraction (Rousse)

Posted on September 15, 2018 by Dreamaticus

TPR took down all the pictures in the hall and replaced them with a single massive canvas. It was so big that it covered both the wall and the floor. Friends, art lovers, and the general public from all around … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged airport, anniversary, apologise, art, Bristol, canvas, chaos, distraction, flight, floor, friend, hall, house, keys, laptop, Middlesbrough, picture, public, Saturday, shoes, tidy, time, TPR, wedding | Leave a comment

The drunkard and the dead dog of the depths (Rousse)

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Dreamaticus

GG was so surprised to find me outside her house that she collapsed on the pavement in a heap before I even had a chance to greet her. When eventually she came to, she was delighted to meet me for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cafe, carry, centre, corpse, dead, dog, drunkard, garden, golden retriever, heap, hunt, menu, Online, pavement, profile, schedule, table, tipsy, TPR, water, waterside, white, whiteboard, wine | Leave a comment

Party date mix-up and chocolate Settlers of Catan (Rousse)

Posted on September 6, 2018 by Dreamaticus

TPR caused chaos when he declared that we would host our Christmas party on Friday rather than Saturday due to the weather forecast. The last minute change meant that some people now couldn’t make the celebration, and there was a … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Birmingham, Catan, celebration, change, chocolate, Christmas, dance, dark, date, forecast, friend, Lyceum, mix-up, party, Pentlands, pub, read, school, Settlers, Settlers of Catan, theatre, town, TPR, weather, white | Leave a comment

Wine Haiku performance at the National Library of Scotland (Rousse)

Posted on August 23, 2018 by Dreamaticus

I visited TPR in his shared student accommodation. The flat was still a dump, but at least the landlord had at last started to replace the rotting flooring. In the tiny bedroom I worked on my French homework: writing an … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged accommodation, bedroom, dump, flat, flooring, French, homework, lace, landlord, library, National Library of Scotland, readers, red, rot, satin, student, tights, TPR, tutor, verse, wine | Leave a comment

Canal dipping off the cycle path (Rousse)

Posted on August 19, 2018 by Dreamaticus

TPR and I were enjoying ourselves on the cycle path when my little sister interrupted our fun – again. She did not understand that her behaviour was inappropriate. TPR suggested that I should make it clear to her that I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged behaviour, bridge, canal, chew, cigar, cycle, dip, famous, path, pool, public, shower, sister, swim, swimming, TPR, water | Leave a comment

The lost and a linguist in Toronto (Rousse)

Posted on August 16, 2018 by Dreamaticus

TPR and my cousin N both left the shopping mall before I had a chance to put my change into my purse and gather my bags. When I eventually followed them out into the Toronto streets I could no longer … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged apartment, bus, bus stop, change, foot, friend, holiday-maker, linguist, lost, mall, menu, mobile, phone, purse, seafood, shopping, Spanish, street, Toronto, TPR, transport, walk | Leave a comment

A Glasgow kiss (Rousse)

Posted on August 9, 2018 by Dreamaticus

On the outskirts of Glasgow, in a field, en route to a football match, my companion wrapped me in a passionate embrace and pulled me to the ground. We rolled around in the grass for several minutes. It was only … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cheat, colleague, companion, disgust, embrace, field, football, gay, Glasgow, grass, husband, kiss, outrage, outskirts, passion, snog, TPR | Leave a comment

Sperm whale kills tourist on Uig Sands (Rousse)

Posted on July 30, 2018 by Dreamaticus

While I photographed the salmon under the bridge on Uig Sands, I believed that TPR was exploring the caves. I was interrupted by an almighty splash as a sperm whale fell from a great height into the river just behind … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged beach, bridge, dead, kill, river, salmon, sperm, squash, tourist, TPR, Uig sands, water, wealthy, whale, woman | Leave a comment