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Tag Archives: dump
Wine Haiku performance at the National Library of Scotland (Rousse)
I visited TPR in his shared student accommodation. The flat was still a dump, but at least the landlord had at last started to replace the rotting flooring. In the tiny bedroom I worked on my French homework: writing an … Continue reading
A boyfriend returns (Rousse)
KA danced at the bottom of the staircase in a fluffy pink bolero. One year ago she hardly mentioned AO. Now he was here too. Afterwards we went for a walk. KA’s daughter R was ahead of us, alone and … Continue reading
A dump in Luton (Rousse)
Our new house was not ready when we first moved to Luton so we wild-camped by the river for a couple of nights, with only a sleeping bag and dirty white sheet for cover. We were perfectly safe there, but … Continue reading
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Tagged Bedfordshire, camera, camping, carpenters, devastation, dirty, dump, Edinburgh, electricians, flat, folly, Georgian, house, kitchen, Luton, mural, neighbour, oven, owner, plumbers, purchase, red brick, restoration, river, sale, sheet, sleeping bag, staircase, thief, upkeep, Victorian, villa
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A tidy up cheat and a water leak (Rousse)
My parents insisted that my sister clear up her mess downstairs and – remarkably – she set about the task. However, on close inspection I could see that all she was doing was stuffing black bin liners randomly with her … Continue reading
Dead whale washed up by storm (Rousse)
The waves surged higher and higher and I feared that they would come crashing through the house. I’d never seen so high a tide, nor one that brought in with it such an exotic harvest. The latest marine animal to … Continue reading
Advice on sexual harrassment at work (Rousse)
XY arrived at work in a foul mood. He huffily dumped his bag and coat in his office. Then he came out to find me in the corridor. He cast me a quick glance, then ran his hands up and … Continue reading
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Tagged advice, bag, corridor, dump, foul, glance, harrassment, huff, leg, mood, office, peace, price, sexual, stockinged, stockings, work
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Jewish highland flatbed lorry tradition (Rousse)
TPR had dumped me, but I had somehow managed to replace him with a young, dark-haired man in his early twenties. My new boyfriend and I travelled on two ferries with my parents for a long weekend away together. The … Continue reading
Dumped wife doubts husband’s car ‘lies’ (Rousse)
TPR dumped me. I should have guessed that something was afoot when he took to dying his hair black and driving a BMW. Then he appeared to think that nothing had changed and we were back together again. But it … Continue reading
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Tagged black, BMW, car, computer, control, dump, dye, hair, husband, lies, lights, Linlithgow, manufacturer, reception, wife
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Murderer serves lunch to transsexual surprise guest feet away from victim’s remains in biscuit tin (Rousse)
I planned X’s murder to coincide with his holiday. That way nobody would miss him when he didn’t turn up to work. While I deliberated over where to dump his body parts, I kept them in a small round red … Continue reading
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Tagged 1970s, airtight, Australia, biscuit, black and white, body, bury, butchered, children, dining, dresser, dump, Edinburgh, ex-wife, feet, flares, gender, Granton, guest, hat, highlands, holiday, lunch, man, muder, murderer, photograph, realignment, red, remains, remote, sabbatical, safari, shore, smell, surgery, surprise, table, tin, transsexual, victim, wash, work
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Dumped and exiled abroad (Rousse)
TPR had ended our intimate relationship and now I was stuck in France. My life was effectively over.
