Tag Archives: art

Eminem’s fiancé (Belle)

Posted on June 12, 2019 by Dreamaticus

My relationship with Eminem (or Marshall as I was now calling him) was going from strength to strength. Although marriage hadn’t been mentioned, and no formal proposal had been made, Marshall helped me fashion a wedding headdress out of costume … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged art, cat, Eminem, fiance, headdress, Lady Gaga, London, marriage, performance art, perfume, singer, song, Taylor Swift, university | Leave a comment

Moomin art in the Outer Hebrides (Rousse)

Posted on April 15, 2019 by Dreamaticus

Having tired of watching footage of my sister-in-law J making an early departure from a reality television series, the rest of us set off to find more interesting entertainment on the Isle of Lewis. TPR and I contrasted the new … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged art, drawing, Hebrides, hotel, isle, Lewis, Moomin, mother, outer, reality television, sister, sister-in-law, TPR | Leave a comment

Left behind groceries at LIDL (Rousse)

Posted on January 8, 2019 by Dreamaticus

A pile of groceries lay on the floor at the entrance to LIDL: a cabbage, a dozen potatoes, a few sprouts, and six tins of tomatoes. They’d been there for at least two days, but nobody knew the reason why. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged art, can, fiancée, groceries, installation, LIDL, potato, shopping, soup, sprout, tin, tomato | Leave a comment

Fine art tips from a hairdresser (Rousse)

Posted on December 17, 2018 by Dreamaticus

I fancied myself as a fine art dealer, so I angled for a part-time position working in an antiques emporium run by my hairdresser.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged antique, art, dealer, emporium, fine, hairdresser, trade | Leave a comment

An ancestor in oil (Rousse)

Posted on September 28, 2018 by Dreamaticus

The famous art critic presented a slide of an eighteenth century oil painting of a lady in a posh dress and hat. As soon as he revealed her her name, I was convinced that she was one of my ancestors. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged ancestor, art, care, century, critic, dress, eighteenth, glare, hat, lady, man, name, news, oil, painting, picture, posh, whisper | Leave a comment

Unwelcome sister interference in matters of the heart (Rousse)

Posted on September 19, 2018 by Dreamaticus

I had my suspicions that sixth form sweethearts G and JB had called it a day on their long marriage. That GB was a single man at last was confirmed when JB mentioned her ‘new partner’ to me. I headed … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged art, blackhouse, burgundy, chase, curl, dress, ex-husband, friend, heart, interference, jumper, marriage, matters, matters of the heart, Nicola, night, offer, partner, practise, railway, rejection, river, romance, silver, single, sister, steam, tightrope, TPR, train, trainee, university, walker | Leave a comment

Art distraction (Rousse)

Posted on September 15, 2018 by Dreamaticus

TPR took down all the pictures in the hall and replaced them with a single massive canvas. It was so big that it covered both the wall and the floor. Friends, art lovers, and the general public from all around … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged airport, anniversary, apologise, art, Bristol, canvas, chaos, distraction, flight, floor, friend, hall, house, keys, laptop, Middlesbrough, picture, public, Saturday, shoes, tidy, time, TPR, wedding | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: art

Eminem’s fiancé (Belle)

Moomin art in the Outer Hebrides (Rousse)

Left behind groceries at LIDL (Rousse)

Fine art tips from a hairdresser (Rousse)

An ancestor in oil (Rousse)

Unwelcome sister interference in matters of the heart (Rousse)

Art distraction (Rousse)

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