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Tag Archives: fitness
Lazy Lady Gaga (Rousse)
I gatecrashed a gathering of famous female pop stars and actors in the Durness community hall. I persuaded them that I was their fitness instructor and insisted that nobody was exempt from my exercise class. None of them really wanted … Continue reading
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Tagged actor, actress, cheese, class, community hall, dinner, Durness, excercise, fitness, instructor, Lady Gaga, lazy, pop star
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Entertaining a former fitness model – in a dirty blue and white spotted bikini (Rousse)
JS came to visit us at the new house that we were sharing with TPR’s parents. It was a rather small semi on a housing estate, but all the rooms were perfectly proportioned and we believed that there was possibly … Continue reading
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Tagged advertising, bikini, block, blue, Canada, credit card, dinner, entertain, failure, feature, fitness, glass, gym, hoarding, house, model, money, parent, private, restaurant, semi, shop, shower, small, space, spot, still, style, Sunday Times, tower, TPR, video, visit, wear, white, window
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Calorie burning and a code cracker (Rousse)
I invented a new form of fitness equipment that would make my fortune. It was a type of spinning tray that could be used at home on any carpeted floor. Never had burning calories been so much fun! TPR interrupted … Continue reading
Mike told to take a hike (Rousse)
We were encouraged to work with external partners so I was pleased to have struck up a relationship with Mike. When he said that he had an urgent contract for me I grabbed my handbag, pulled on my coat, and … Continue reading
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Tagged alone, ancient, bag, bathrobe, bed, bridge, buidling, club, coat, cocktail, conquest, contract, corner, crone, drink, dust, exclusive, fitness, force, furniture, girl, green, grey, handbag, hike, horrify, husband, love, member, Mike, multi-coloured, Paris, partner, passport, photo, puny, reception, reunite, river, room, seat, spike, station, stone, Thames, torn, truban, underage, wall, woman, women, work, wrinkle, yard, young
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Insolent student sleeps rough in public library (Rousse)
Having spotted insolence in the student’s work I called him from the classroom out into the corridor to ask him to explain himself. He excused himself on the grounds of stress: his fitness business had failed in the US, he’d … Continue reading
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Tagged business, classroom, consolation, corridor, drink, drug, explain, fitness, girlfriend, grounds, insolent, library, public, rough, sleep, stress, student, work
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A spiked drink victim (Rousse)
TPR was very unhappy with our new life in London. I tried to sell it to him by showing him the sights at weekends, but he was not to be converted. Walking through Kensington one day, TPR quickened his pace. … Continue reading
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Tagged Albert Hall, bin, blue, Coke, corridor, cry, cup, distance, drink, fire doors, fire-door, fitness, gym, Kensington, liquid, London, luminous, mistake, name, plastic, plea rescue, sights, spiked, stranger, TPR, weep, woman
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How to save a marriage: Rousse gets desperate
TPR thought that he was making everything quite clear to me. He explained that although we were no longer a couple, he was perfectly happy for us to spend time together. I got the impression that he thought that he … Continue reading
Whitby for work and pleasure (Rousse)
It was difficult to tell whether we were in Whitby for work or pleasure. It was also unclear how the beautiful beaches of Uig in the Outer Hebrides had relocated to the coast of north east England. However, what was … Continue reading
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Tagged breakout, camera, chair, coast, competition, conference, cousin, delegates, discussion, dog, England, facilitator, Fiat Stilo, film, fitness, guest, guests, holiday, hotel, identity, keynote speaker, litter, north east, Online, online identity, organiser, Outer Hebrides, park, parks, platform, platforms, pleasure, press-up, public, research, safety, sands, sea, seminar, sink, speed, swim, town, Uig, vehicle, walk, Whitby, winner, work, wreckage
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Sting beats Mick Jagger in conversation competition (Rousse)
Sting was giving his full attention to AD, but I didn’t mind because I knew that my turn would come eventually. I made myself comfortable knitting on the sofa listening to Eddie Mair in the second half of Radio 4’s … Continue reading
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Tagged 1979, 1980, A man for all seasons, Aberfeldy, BBC, Beauly, competition, conversation, Cool for cats, De Do Do Do De Da Da Da, December, Dire Straits, Easter, Ediie Mair, English literature, exam, family, fitness, Ford, Gordon Sumner, Granada, knit, knitting, Mick Jagger, O level, ordinary level, PM, police, programme, Radio 1, Radio 4, Robert Bolt, single, Squeeze, Sting, Sultans of swing
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Rousse avoids a run
I knew that I really ought to go out for a run, but how could I while KR was force-feeding me freshly-baked, soft, melt-in-the-mouth chocolate chip cookies – and the urgency of painting the doorway into my bedroom presented itself … Continue reading
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Tagged activity, avoid, bedroom, chocolate, chocolate chip, chocolate chip cookies, displacement, doorway, feed, feeding, fitness, force-feed, force-feeding, greedy, lazy, run, running
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