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Tag Archives: run
Escape from the giant drag queen monster (Rousse)
TPR scooped me up into his arms to carry me and run for our lives. Eventually there was sufficient distance between us and the monster: an eight foot, heavily made up, bald, drag queen with red flashing eyes primed to … Continue reading
Errant husband proves sex diet builds muscles and attracts women (Rousse)
A sly grin spread across TPR’s face. Keen to learn the source of his amusement, I leant over the kitchen table and snatched the iPad from his hands. My heart sank when I saw the x-rated message on the screen. … Continue reading
Hotel free late check-out hack (Rousse)
Dressed in a long white towel, I told the reception staff at the gym attached to the Jury’s Inn that if the hotel staff would not permit a late check-out, I would threaten to run naked through the hotel corridors. … Continue reading
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Tagged check out, corridor, free, gym, hack, hotel, Jury's Inn, naked, reception, run, staff
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Death by double knitting (Rousse)
The members of my old running group were gathering in the gym. When I spotted the SEB joking with them I found it it very difficult to resist the urge to strangle her with a length of purple double knitting … Continue reading
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Tagged death, double, gym, kill, knit, purple, run, strangle
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Sunny South Shields shelters skiers (Rousse)
We were travelling to our Alpine ski holiday on an early morning flight from Newcastle airport – as, it would appear, was half the population of the north east of England. All the airport hotels were fully booked, so we … Continue reading
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Tagged accommodation, airport, Alps, baby, bay, camp site, cigarette, civility, DIY, family, flight, grandfather, hotel, leg, Newcastle, picth, run, sand dune, seaside, shore, ski, skier, smoke, South Shields, South Tyneside Council, sun, tattoo, toddler
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Bride misses men in cashmere suits (Rousse)
Even though it was my wedding, my mother would not allow me to go running with my sisters. Instead I was sent to my father to be chastised for not attending the cashmere suit fashion show after the wedding ceremony. … Continue reading
Lumpy legs and a football cure for bad posture (Rousse)
I showed the lumps on my legs to my office-mate BR. ‘You’d better get those checked by a doctor’ he said. I replied that I would do so – just as soon as I got dressed. Forty-five minutes later I … Continue reading
Stevie Wonder misses his flight (Rousse)
Stevie Wonder, his female friend, TPR, two other computer industry experts and I were chatting in the bar while Stevie and his companion were waiting for a flight. I checked my watch. It was 19:15. ‘What time is your flight?’ … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, computer, expert, flight, industry, miss, rucksack, run, Stevie Wonder, suitcase, TPR
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Accident prone acquaintances (Rousse)
JS ran a few paces over the highly polished floor, turned a corner, missed her footing, skidded, and fell head first on the hard surface. I ran to her aid, while also dialling 999. I cradled JS’s head in my … Continue reading
Nepotism in academia and a quick departure (Rousse)
It was only when the lecturer said that we had to buy presents for the keynote speaker and ‘mom and dad’ that I understood how she had been appointed. Then I considered my own status as a former veterinary nurse. … Continue reading
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Tagged academia, appointment, banister, bog, brick, building, convenience, dad, departure, document, fun, gift, lecturer, mom, navigate, nepotism, nurse, persuasion, present, run, slat, staircase, step, tower, veterinary, wood
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