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Tag Archives: gym
Hotel free late check-out hack (Rousse)
Dressed in a long white towel, I told the reception staff at the gym attached to the Jury’s Inn that if the hotel staff would not permit a late check-out, I would threaten to run naked through the hotel corridors. … Continue reading
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Tagged check out, corridor, free, gym, hack, hotel, Jury's Inn, naked, reception, run, staff
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A lochside home with a tiny, floppy, brown cow (Rousse)
When we heard that BP was vacating his flat at the Pleasance, TPR and I said that we might be interested in it. However, since it was accessed through a gym, we had to wait until opening time to view … Continue reading
A lipstick promotion compensation (Rousse)
The promotion interviews were arranged for a Saturday morning in a school gym. However, since I only learnt last minute that all candidates were required to give a presentation on their research, I arrived at the venue completely unprepared to … Continue reading
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Tagged application, compensation, gym, interview, jeans, job, jumper, lipstick, presentation, promotion, suit, trouble
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Death by double knitting (Rousse)
The members of my old running group were gathering in the gym. When I spotted the SEB joking with them I found it it very difficult to resist the urge to strangle her with a length of purple double knitting … Continue reading
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Tagged death, double, gym, kill, knit, purple, run, strangle
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Gym gatecrashers (Rousse)
The personal trainers had removed most of the artefacts that I had brought in to customise my corner of the gym. Now piled up higgledy-piggledy against the wall were the certificates and newspaper cuttings from my 10k races, the stereo … Continue reading
Terrifying taxi transport costs (Rousse)
My cousins T and SB complained of their lack of sleep. They had been forced to leave the ball ‘early’ at 03:30am and only managed a couple of hours in bed before they were obliged to cross town to collect … Continue reading
Entertaining a former fitness model – in a dirty blue and white spotted bikini (Rousse)
JS came to visit us at the new house that we were sharing with TPR’s parents. It was a rather small semi on a housing estate, but all the rooms were perfectly proportioned and we believed that there was possibly … Continue reading
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Tagged advertising, bikini, block, blue, Canada, credit card, dinner, entertain, failure, feature, fitness, glass, gym, hoarding, house, model, money, parent, private, restaurant, semi, shop, shower, small, space, spot, still, style, Sunday Times, tower, TPR, video, visit, wear, white, window
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Head seeks full-bodied boyfriend (Rousse)
The head that bobbed in the corner of the gym swimming pool moaned at me (again) that she still hadn’t found a boyfriend.
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Tagged boyfriend, corner, find, float, full-bodied, gym, head, moan, pool, swimming
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Arnold Schwartzenegger’s boring speech (Rousse)
Two of my Polish colleagues had commandeered my office while I was on long-term sick leave. My desk and other belongings were now all squeezed into a dark corner. I hoped that this was a temporary measure and that I … Continue reading
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Tagged admin, Arnie Schwartzenegger, Arnold Schwartzenegger, basement, boring, campus, children, club, colleague, corner, couple, desk, dull, Easter, famous, floor, foundry, friend, gauge, guest, gym, hill, holiday, Hollywood, kiss, library, married, melt, mould, mountain pass, office, parquet, Polish, presentation, rover boat, school, sick leave, snog, space, speaker, speech, staff, temperature, university, walker, work, worker
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To Whitby by Virgin East Coast for a birthday paddle (Rousse)
It wasn’t even a special birthday, but everyone had gone to a lot of trouble to celebrate it with me. They hired an entire East Coast train for a trip to London, with a stop off along the way for … Continue reading
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Tagged £34, birthday, celebrate, fortune, gym, holiday, London, membership, North Sea, paddle, Virgin East Coast, voucher, Whitby
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