Tag Archives: gym

Gym gatecrashers (Rousse)

Posted on January 28, 2019 by Dreamaticus

The personal trainers had removed most of the artefacts that I had brought in to customise my corner of the gym. Now piled up higgledy-piggledy against the wall were the certificates and newspaper cuttings from my 10k races, the stereo … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 10k, bag, blam, breathing, CD, confiscate, cutomise, cutting, drug, exczema, exercise, gathecrasher, gym, hand, membership, newspaper, packaging, personal, plastic, shame, shopping, stereo, sweat, Tesco, TPR, trainer | Leave a comment

Terrifying taxi transport costs (Rousse)

Posted on October 21, 2018 by Dreamaticus

My cousins T and SB complained of their lack of sleep. They had been forced to leave the ball ‘early’ at 03:30am and only managed a couple of hours in bed before they were obliged to cross town to collect … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged £100, ball, bed, cost, cousin, gym, meter, sleep, taxi, transport | Leave a comment

Entertaining a former fitness model – in a dirty blue and white spotted bikini (Rousse)

Posted on October 4, 2018 by Dreamaticus

JS came to visit us at the new house that we were sharing with TPR’s parents. It was a rather small semi on a housing estate, but all the rooms were perfectly proportioned and we believed that there was possibly … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged advertising, bikini, block, blue, Canada, credit card, dinner, entertain, failure, feature, fitness, glass, gym, hoarding, house, model, money, parent, private, restaurant, semi, shop, shower, small, space, spot, still, style, Sunday Times, tower, TPR, video, visit, wear, white, window | Leave a comment

Head seeks full-bodied boyfriend (Rousse)

Posted on June 20, 2018 by Dreamaticus

The head that bobbed in the corner of the gym swimming pool moaned at me (again) that she still hadn’t found a boyfriend.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged boyfriend, corner, find, float, full-bodied, gym, head, moan, pool, swimming | Leave a comment

Arnold Schwartzenegger’s boring speech (Rousse)

Posted on April 4, 2018 by Dreamaticus

Two of my Polish colleagues had commandeered my office while I was on long-term sick leave. My desk and other belongings were now all squeezed into a dark corner. I hoped that this was a temporary measure and that I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged admin, Arnie Schwartzenegger, Arnold Schwartzenegger, basement, boring, campus, children, club, colleague, corner, couple, desk, dull, Easter, famous, floor, foundry, friend, gauge, guest, gym, hill, holiday, Hollywood, kiss, library, married, melt, mould, mountain pass, office, parquet, Polish, presentation, rover boat, school, sick leave, snog, space, speaker, speech, staff, temperature, university, walker, work, worker | Leave a comment

To Whitby by Virgin East Coast for a birthday paddle (Rousse)

Posted on April 27, 2017 by Dreamaticus

It wasn’t even a special birthday, but everyone had gone to a lot of trouble to celebrate it with me. They hired an entire East Coast train for a trip to London, with a stop off along the way for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged £34, birthday, celebrate, fortune, gym, holiday, London, membership, North Sea, paddle, Virgin East Coast, voucher, Whitby | Leave a comment

Conference barbed wire and a baby (Rousse)

Posted on April 3, 2017 by Dreamaticus

I dished out advice on how to live a healthy life to my young charge as we walked along Edinburgh’s Queen Street. From here we were catching a bus to a conference. She listened patiently as I highlighted the value … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged advice, baby, barbed, calorie, conference, Edinburgh, exercise, eye, gym, health, keynote, membership, newborn, Queen Street, scratch, seat, skin, speaker, view, walk, wire | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: gym

Gym gatecrashers (Rousse)

Terrifying taxi transport costs (Rousse)

Entertaining a former fitness model – in a dirty blue and white spotted bikini (Rousse)

Head seeks full-bodied boyfriend (Rousse)

Arnold Schwartzenegger’s boring speech (Rousse)

To Whitby by Virgin East Coast for a birthday paddle (Rousse)

Conference barbed wire and a baby (Rousse)

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