Tag Archives: computer

A transatlantic upgrade (Rousse)

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I was dreading the journey: a transatlantic flight in economy. As soon as the fasten seat belt sign went out I made my move for the on-board lavatory, as did many of my fellow passengers. Rather than wait in a … Continue reading →

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Queen meets her great-great grandmother in holographic form (Rousse)

Posted on May 28, 2012 by Dreamaticus

We all knew that BB had been working on something rather special. I was excited to be the first to discover the output of his secret project. BB unlocked the massive door to the St Andrew Square house and I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged computer, conversation, dead, gallery, hologram, holograms, lab, laboratory, living, plinth, plinths, project, Queen, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth II, Queen Victoria, royal, silver, St Andrew Square | Leave a comment

How to write a winning grant proposal (Rousse)

Posted on March 19, 2012 by Dreamaticus

Was this cheating? I could just about see the competing grant application on the screen across the room. The authors were huddled around the computer, unaware of my presence. I didn’t know any of them personally, even though two of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged application, cheat, cheating, computer, funding, grant, incentive, incentives, screen, submission | Leave a comment

Cowboy computer salesmen fail the assignment (Rousse)

Posted on November 5, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I volunteered to assess some third year presentations. The students’ assignment was to sell me a computer system. These lads – all mature students well into their forties – exhibited some sense of humour, turning up to perform their pitch … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged assessment, assignment, computer, costume, costumes, cowboy, discount, presentation, price, purchase, sales, salesman, salesmen, system | Leave a comment

Secret military airbase at Edinburgh airport harbours unexpected relations (Rousse)

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I knew that it was too good to be true, but this didn’t stop my enjoying the company of my long-dead aunt, uncle and grandmother when I stumbled across them living happily together in a small house on the edge … Continue reading →

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How to survive the first week of term (Rousse)

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Dreamaticus

My work life was falling to pieces: the only computer available to me for running a complex statistical package was an ancient XT; my first tutorial of the academic year lasted only 30 minutes because I hadn’t prepared enough material; … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged academic, booklet, complaints, computer, drug, drugs, green, hooch, office, pirate, pirates, print room, software, statistical, statistics, stats, stress, student, students, teaching, term, treasure, treasure hunt, tutorial, typos, university, work, XT | Leave a comment

Katie Price’s (aka Jordan) career on the conference circuit, and a life of crime in Australia (Rousse)

Posted on May 1, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Katie Price (aka Jordan) was my new, self-appointed, right-hand woman. She accompanied me to all my speaking engagements, often with her two younger children Junior and Princess. On this occasion I was delivering a keynote paper on computer security at … Continue reading →

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Rousse’s shoe crisis

Posted on April 27, 2011 by Dreamaticus

It was already ten past ten and I really did need to leave for the office, but I couldn’t find a suitable pair of shoes to go with my brown trousers. I had packed a pair into my rucksack for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged ballgown, computer, dress, Merchiston, office, red, rucksack, satin, shoe, shoes | Leave a comment

Crime by letters and Vera Wang (Rousse)

Posted on April 24, 2011 by Dreamaticus

The criminals’ mission had been to kidnap a toddler. They were stealing to order. Only a child who shared the famous surname would do. Unfortunately, in their confusion the kidnappers had targeted a child whose surname was Smith. We had … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged alphabet, calendar, chat, child, children, computer, computer sales, Corstorphine, crime, criminal, criminals, Edinburgh, ill, letter, letters, lift, meeting, Merchiston, ribbons, sight, sofa, toddler, Vera Wang | Leave a comment

Rousse astounded by Edinburgh taxi fares, abducted colleagues and brown jelly fish

Posted on January 4, 2011 by Dreamaticus

We ended up in the lobby of the Scotsman Hotel on North Bridge in Edinburgh. The journey taken earlier to collect a couple of documents from my office was less than half a mile, so I guessed that the five … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged beach, computer, Edinburgh, handbag, hotel, Japanese, jelly fish, keyboard, money, office, purse, Scotsman Hotel, sea, sultanas, taxi, tsunami | Leave a comment