Tag Archives: police

Terrorist YouTube treat on campus (Rousse)

Posted on May 29, 2019 by Dreamaticus

Following the previous year’s success, I invited my colleagues at Scottish Enterprise back on campus for a week. This time, however, they treated their visit as a jolly, crowding around my computer singing along to karaoke videos on YouTube. As … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged auditorium, breed, campus, colleague, computer, dog, jacket, karaoke, Kevlar, knee, labrador, meeting, police, Scottish Enterprise, terrorist, visitor, YouTube | Leave a comment

A French post office heist (Belle)

Posted on May 7, 2019 by Dreamaticus

I recognised most of the gang members in a vague way. I definitely recognised François Cluzet and I decided another chap had been in Amélie. I watched as they planned the post office heist, but also as the police and … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cupboard, franc note, heist, letters, police, pork, Post Office, robbery | Leave a comment

Dogs days with Sir Sean Connery (Rousse)

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Dreamaticus

Mine was one of the first families drafted to perform anti-terrorist service. We lined up inside a long plastic tent at the junction of Queen Street and North St David Street in Edinburgh, following the instructions of the police to … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cabin, claustrophobia, dog, Edinburgh, family, log, police, punishment, remote, Sean Connery, terrorist, volunteer | Leave a comment

Motoring misdemeanours in a silver Volvo automatic (Rousse)

Posted on December 29, 2018 by Dreamaticus

When I awoke I found myself at the wheel of my mother’s silver Volvo automatic heading downhill at top speed along a high-hedged, narrow country lane. I bounced across the roundabout at the bottom, lost a wheel, and landed the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged automatic, bounce, car, chaos, conviction, custody, evidence, fate, grass, hedge, hub, lane, misdemeanour, mother, motor, police, silver, speed, station, verge, Volvo, wheel | Leave a comment

Flo-Jo and the mermaid marathon (Rousse)

Posted on August 20, 2018 by Dreamaticus

The streets of Toronto were lined with spectators for the first ever mermaid marathon. There was just one competitor: a green-tailed lady in a raspberry tutu. To add glamour to the event, Flo-Jo had volunteered as the mermaid’s pace-maker. Unfortunately … Continue reading →

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A lizard intruder and Dr Who (Rousse)

Posted on May 16, 2018 by Dreamaticus

There was an intruder in my holiday cottage. I was sure of it. I could sense him on the floor to the left of my bed. To distract him, I held out an oatmeal biscuit. This he readily accepted. While … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Americans, bed, biscuit, chest, convention, cottage, delegate, Dr Who, drawer, floor, forest, holiday, holiday-maker, intruder, oatmeal, paper, police, presentation, rape, sandals, shorts, stare, sweatshirt, tattoo, under-nourished, White Stuff, workshop | Leave a comment

Belle the librarian serves Rousse the criminal (Rousse)

Posted on April 27, 2018 by Dreamaticus

It was a tough route up the concrete staircase in the cold to the main library of Birmingham City University, but so worth the struggle to be greeted by squeals of joy from Belle, on duty at the main enquiry … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged arrest, Belle, Birmingham City University, campaign, card, career, classroom, concrete, crime, criminal, CV, desk, dull, enquiry, forearm, graduate, grown, hall, joy, lecture, librarian, library, police, protest, Rousse, SCONUL, sensible, shock, sit-in, staircase, student, suspicion, table, terribel, toned, warrant, work | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: police

Terrorist YouTube treat on campus (Rousse)

A French post office heist (Belle)

Dogs days with Sir Sean Connery (Rousse)

Motoring misdemeanours in a silver Volvo automatic (Rousse)

Flo-Jo and the mermaid marathon (Rousse)

A lizard intruder and Dr Who (Rousse)

Belle the librarian serves Rousse the criminal (Rousse)

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