Tag Archives: lavatory

Bacon roll threesome plot a murder (Rousse)

Posted on July 31, 2018 by Dreamaticus

QDX, CSX, GSX and I were so pally that we had taken to meeting for a bacon roll in Crombies each morning, then returning to bed together for a cosy lie-in. We also plotted a murder. Careful to protect ourselves, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bacon, bathroom, bed, body, bowl, cold, content, cosy, Crombies, dispose, Edinburgh, evidence, execution, feet, forensic, Harry, lavatory, lie-in, murder, plot, roll, science, sift, threesome, tight-knit, white | Leave a comment

Noisy clothing (Rousse)

Posted on March 25, 2018 by Dreamaticus

There was such a loud rustle every time that I budged in my seat that the other cinema goers were leaning over to tell me to shush. I couldn’t understand why my jacket would make such a racket until someone … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged age, bath, building, chattering, cinema, clean, clothing, fabric, fleece, insect, jacket, lavatories, lavatory, machine, noise, noisy, old, purple, racket, ramshackle, room, screening, shush, tub, washing | Leave a comment

Unusual lavatory layout for school parties in Stockton-on-Tees (Rousse)

Posted on March 13, 2018 by Dreamaticus

Formerly known as Hector’s House, the third of the double garages (including the coach house) at the White House, Hartburn, Stockton-on-Tees, was converted into holiday accommodation for school parties. On the ground floor there was a self-contained bedroom with en … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged accommodation, bathroom, bedroom, child-sized, coach, common, communal, dormitory, floor, garage, ground, group, Hartburn, Hector's House, holiday, house, lavatory, layout, leader, party, room, school, shower, Stockton, Stockton-on-Tees, three, White House | Leave a comment

All change in the bathroom (Rousse)

Posted on December 27, 2017 by Dreamaticus

I forced my father to remove his ‘Have you cleaned your teeth?’ chart from the hall wall. He put it in the bathroom instead. My next mission was to persuade TPR to get a plumber in to fix the lavatory … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged avocado, bathroom, change, clean, father, fix, hall, lavatory, suite, teeth, TPR, upgrade, wall | Leave a comment

Plumbing catastrophe (Rousse)

Posted on August 10, 2017 by Dreamaticus

The poshest restaurant in town did not supply enough waste paper baskets – so everyone threw their rubbish down the lavatories, thus causing a plumbling catastrophe.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged basket, lavatory, loo, paper, plumbing, posh, restaurant, rubish, toilet, waste | Leave a comment

Lumpy legs and a football cure for bad posture (Rousse)

Posted on July 15, 2017 by Dreamaticus

I showed the lumps on my legs to my office-mate BR. ‘You’d better get those checked by a doctor’ he said. I replied that I would do so – just as soon as I got dressed. Forty-five minutes later I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged academic, bad, beard, clean, doctor, dress, football, friend, husband, ladies, lavatory, leg, lump, lumpy, man, office-mate, posture, preparation, procrastinate, run, skirt, soccer, teeth, women, year, York | Leave a comment

Local government loo inspection incognito (Rousse)

Posted on June 22, 2017 by Dreamaticus

TPR found us a new house in a smart Glasgow terrace opposite a park. Next I had to find a new job. I accepted a lift to a run-down provincial town where I met Margaret, my new boss in local … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged boss, Glasgow, government, incognito, inspection, job, lavatory, lift, local, loo, Margaret, park, provincial, resignation, run-down, smart, terrace, toilet, town, TPR | Leave a comment

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Bacon roll threesome plot a murder (Rousse)

Noisy clothing (Rousse)

All change in the bathroom (Rousse)

Plumbing catastrophe (Rousse)

Lumpy legs and a football cure for bad posture (Rousse)

Local government loo inspection incognito (Rousse)

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