Tag Archives: Boris Johnson

A disputed TV quiz champion and Boris Johnson the clown (Rousse)

Posted on August 16, 2026 by Dreamaticus

I was excited that the winner of a top television general knowledge quiz show was keen to meet me – even though I had heard the rumours that he was a cheat. I was less impressed when Boris Johnson – … Continue reading →

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Boris Johnson’s card reader (Belle)

Posted on July 22, 2026 by Dreamaticus

The gang and I were stuck in a traffic jam at an underpass. We all tumbled out of the van and I was astonished to see Boris Johnson had been hiding in the back. As we all stood on the … Continue reading →

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Boris Johnson hosts house party with the PM in the Canadian Rockies (Rousse)

Posted on October 17, 2024 by Dreamaticus

Before Belle and I set off on our Canadian Rockies adventure, we first had to pick the dog up from the vet. Black was a tiny sweet Affenpincher and very excited to be reunited with us after his (expensive) operation. … Continue reading →

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Boris Johnson, Nelson Mandela, a party, and horse riding (Rousse)

Posted on March 2, 2024 by Dreamaticus

Boris Johnson and I joined forces to organise Nelson Mandela’s birthday party. As we prepared the celebration, I learnt that Mr Johnson had never ridden a horse.

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Boris Johnson’s secret farm house tryst (Rousse)

Posted on June 4, 2022 by Dreamaticus

Boris Johnson needed to distract the press and the general public from his latest misdemenour. He roped me in to help him. We met in an old barn full of discarded furniture. From here we took a set of connected … Continue reading →

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Boris Johnson paves the streets with gold (Rousse)

Posted on July 24, 2021 by Dreamaticus

The latest government scheme to placate the population was Boris Johnson’s initiative to pave the streets with gold – or at least coins embedded into the pavements of Loughborough. When I asked a man who looked like an engineer if … Continue reading →

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Equestrian wear for Boris Johnson (Rousse)

Posted on July 6, 2021 by Dreamaticus

Boris Johnson asked me to buy him a pink hunting jacket. I refused. I told him that his PA (or wife) was better suited to such a task.

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A return to University after lockdown (Rousse)

Posted on May 26, 2021 by Dreamaticus

I was so excited to be returning to university after the pandemic lockdown, and very much looking forward to seeing my 4th year friends. Of course, we all ‘saw’ GK on a regular basis now that he was famous. Usually … Continue reading →

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Boris Johnson wedding (Rousse)

Posted on January 17, 2021 by Dreamaticus

As aunt to one of Boris Johnson’s children, I was invited to the big family wedding.

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Prime Minister Boris Johnson lies about fish (Rousse)

Posted on December 16, 2020 by Dreamaticus

Boris Johnston stuck his hand into the drawer of random cutlery and pulled out a flat four inch fish-shaped piece of steel. ‘Excellent, a Tudor fish knife!’ he declared. He was, of course, wrong. The metal might  have been fashioned … Continue reading →

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