Teenaged tutors at the University of Oxford (Rousse)

It was festival time in Edinburgh and celebrities were everywhere. When we passed a BBC van my niece BMcC recognised a famous drama director and Oxford academic. As B was a keen actress herself, and planning to take up a place at Oxford in the new academic year, she felt compelled to introduce herself.

“Hello, I’m B”, she said. “I’m a huge fan of yours, and will also be joining you in Oxford in October.”

The drama director smiled kindly and answered “Ah, to teach?” mistaking B for someone much older.

This reply was clearly far too confusing for a teenage brain to process, so B simply replied “Yes”.

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Rousse’s presentation skills are pushed to the limit

I gathered the print-outs of my typed notes and turned up at the classroom as planned to give the students a quick run-down on the third year placement module. Once inside, however, I found my boss and a couple of senior male colleagues seated in a panel formation with full secretarial back-up. They were assessing student presentations, two at a time.

My arrival was both unexpected and disruptive. However the panel insisted that the secretary display my notes on an overhead projector so that I could make my presentation over and over again for every student pair. I did so out of obedience, but it was a complete shambles: the type-written notes were never meant to be used as AV materials so the font was far too small to be read from a screen; the secretary mixed up the sheets of paper so that they were presented in a random order each time; and it was terribly tedious for the panel members to hear what I had to say time and time again.

When I was later criticised for my terrible presentation I argued fiercely that what I had prepared was a short talk to presented once to a small set of students. It wasn’t my responsibility that the format was hijacked by the panel.

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Drug addiction contributes to project failure (Rousse)

The pallor of the student’s skin shone blue, as did the whites of his eyes. Here was yet another case of drug addiction amongst the undergraduates. I could also read confusion in his expression as he handed over his dissertation. He clearly had not expected ever to see me again.

Last year we had agreed to his request that I no longer supervise his honours project. The tutor originally assigned the second marker role took over as supervisor. What the student had not appreciated was that I would still be marking his dissertation in a simple supervisory team role switch-around. Nor did he realise that in admitting that his submission was “a load of rubbish” he’d made it so much easier for us to fail his work.

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Where to live in south London (Rousse)

I was looking for a new flat in south London. I needed to track down an expert for the best advice on where to live.

I considered the qualifications of my friend ECM. Every day she travelled by train from Winchester in impossible high heels and tiny black hot pants to sell her artistic creations on a south London market stall. She was the perfect choice to pass on all the information I needed.

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Dead grandmother joins Rousse on an uncomfortable trip to Ireland (Rousse)

It was a long journey to Ireland by sea and coach. My poor Granny H, dressed in her usual uniform of camel, smiled the whole way, but in my heart I knew that she was not enjoying herself – especially since she was dead.

The first stop on our trip was a museum with a beautiful ornate ceiling. The best exhibit was a demonstration of British Rail technology for route planning from the 1970s. Museum visitors gathered around the table to examine square lumps of luminous green jelly. We soon discovered that these were an early form of microfiche. When slotted into the special readers, the jellies revealed all the timetable details needed to plan rail journeys around the UK.

After the museum visit NP, SC and I met in the pub. We sat at the bar on leather stools discussing a paper that SC had prepared on childhood development. A rough-looking young man to the left of me gave the impression of wanting to join in the conversation, but we were not fooled. He was really after the contents of our handbags. Where were TPR and Simon when we needed them? I pushed my handbag well out of this man’s reach and we continued our conversation without him.

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A beautiful pale pink backless cotton-silk top finds a new home (Rousse)

I was sorting through my mother’s knitting and found a lovely unworn pale pink backless cotton-silk top. I knew just the person for this exclusive handmade garment: my friend NP.

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Ditching a Hugh Grant lookalike leads to divorce disaster number 2 (Rousse)

How had I got myself into such a terrible mess?

Six weeks earlier I’d ditched a gorgeous Hugh Grant lookalike for this hapless, over-tall, skinny-framed, dark greasy-haired, pale-faced idiot hovering at conference reception in an ill-fitting suit. What was he doing here, bringing shame on me in front of my important professional colleagues? Only five minutes earlier DT and I had been snuggling up to a top industry guru, planning a joint blogging project. Now both of them would be wondering why I was wasting my life on such a loser.

I ushered my unwanted husband across the hall, through the revolving doors and outside, urging him to go back home. He attempted to kiss me goodbye, but I pushed him away in disgust.

Then he dropped a bombshell. He was suffering from depression and had no intention of seeking medical help. I wondered how shameful it would be to abandon him in such a state, and divorce twice within the space of a year?

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Vending machine bonus (Rousse)

I found a vending machine that spat out £1 coins in exchange for loose coppers.

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Toilet drugs haul (Rousse)

I heard that there was “free stuff” in the men’s toilets. I hovered by the door and managed to catch a glimpse of the goods on a desk: a mix of pink 40th and 50th birthday cards, plus some pens and rulers in a pot. I made a quick dash through the door and grabbed some of the contents of the pot for the students.

When I returned to the corridor and checked my loot I discovered that these were not pens and rulers, but drug ampoules for diabetics, and specialist mathematical instruments. I felt obliged to return them, even though an Indian doctor advised me that I should keep the drugs on the basis that they might someday come in useful.

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Belle’s dream deluge (Rousse)

Belle had been without a computer for a week. This explained why she posted nine new dreams to Dreamaticus in a single day.

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