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Tag Archives: desk
Library friends (Rousse)
I spent so much time in the massive library that I became good friends with all the staff, and other users often mistook me for a librarian. One day, for example, I was obliged to field complaints from a couple … Continue reading
Tour guide drugs deal at the World Trade Center (Rousse)
TPR and I wanted to take the guided tour of the World Trade Center, but there were no places available while all the staff were occupied looking after a huge party of school children. At lunchtime all went quiet – … Continue reading
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Tagged cannabis, children, deal. World Trade Center, desk, drug, fiancée, fiance, guide, kiss, resin, school, tour, TPR
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Belle co-stars with Grace Kelly and gets nude for four in a tub fun
I’d been given a tiny little child’s desk in a corridor. Soon I would be expected to manage every single Olympic Games ticket order and yet the new senior managers were trying to force me out of my job. I … Continue reading
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Tagged Alfred Hitchcock, Audi, bathtub, car accident, desk, detective, film, Grace Kelly, hotel, movie, naked, nudity, office, Olympic Games, sales representatives, spy
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An Australian body search for Earl Grey tea (Rousse)
‘I don’t even smoke! What would be the point?’ I screamed at the man who accused me of stealing a pack of cigarettes. He was actually referring to the two Earl Grey teabags on the reception desk. Had I taken … Continue reading
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Tagged Australian, bag, body, cigarette, desk, Earl Grey, reception, search, smoke, steal, strip, tea, visitor
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Almost sacked in the City (Rousse)
When I travelled back in time to 2006 I found that my six-month secondment to the City was not the success that I remembered. In fact, my employer had tried to sack me twice, first for incompetence and second for … Continue reading
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Tagged city, desk, drawer, employer, fraud, funds, incompetence, letter, sack, secondment
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Belle the librarian serves Rousse the criminal (Rousse)
It was a tough route up the concrete staircase in the cold to the main library of Birmingham City University, but so worth the struggle to be greeted by squeals of joy from Belle, on duty at the main enquiry … Continue reading
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Tagged arrest, Belle, Birmingham City University, campaign, card, career, classroom, concrete, crime, criminal, CV, desk, dull, enquiry, forearm, graduate, grown, hall, joy, lecture, librarian, library, police, protest, Rousse, SCONUL, sensible, shock, sit-in, staircase, student, suspicion, table, terribel, toned, warrant, work
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Arnold Schwartzenegger’s boring speech (Rousse)
Two of my Polish colleagues had commandeered my office while I was on long-term sick leave. My desk and other belongings were now all squeezed into a dark corner. I hoped that this was a temporary measure and that I … Continue reading
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Tagged admin, Arnie Schwartzenegger, Arnold Schwartzenegger, basement, boring, campus, children, club, colleague, corner, couple, desk, dull, Easter, famous, floor, foundry, friend, gauge, guest, gym, hill, holiday, Hollywood, kiss, library, married, melt, mould, mountain pass, office, parquet, Polish, presentation, rover boat, school, sick leave, snog, space, speaker, speech, staff, temperature, university, walker, work, worker
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A pop art philanderer (Rousse)
I had arranged to meet SC for a drink after work at 6:30pm, and it was already 6:35pm. I really couldn’t afford to be any later for our appointment so I abandoned the mess on my desk and headed out … Continue reading
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Tagged 1951, black, burgundy, coat, desk, dress, drink, Einstein, formal, Holy Corner, infidelity, marital, mess, philanderer, photograph, pop art, shirt, Tesco, tongue, TPR, trick, trousers, work
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