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Tag Archives: teeth
Victorian dental bills, exotic animals and a marriage (Belle)
It was ‘Victorian times’ and a mysterious stranger gave me £50 to undertake a voyage to Australia to get my teeth fixed. My plan was to gather exotic animals while I was there, transport them back to London and sell … Continue reading
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Tagged animals, Australia, china, dentist, London, pre-nuptial agreement, teeth, Victorian, voyage
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Dangerous dog competition (Rousse)
We would surely lose the competition if the black Labrador – friendly up until this point – continued to refuse to be carried on my back. When it bared its teeth at me yet again, I suggested that perhaps we … Continue reading
All change in the bathroom (Rousse)
I forced my father to remove his ‘Have you cleaned your teeth?’ chart from the hall wall. He put it in the bathroom instead. My next mission was to persuade TPR to get a plumber in to fix the lavatory … Continue reading
Lumpy legs and a football cure for bad posture (Rousse)
I showed the lumps on my legs to my office-mate BR. ‘You’d better get those checked by a doctor’ he said. I replied that I would do so – just as soon as I got dressed. Forty-five minutes later I … Continue reading
Katie Price is a patchwork of plastic surgery (Rousse)
I joined Katie Price and Peter Mandelson as an extra on a film set in Edinburgh. Up close Katie Price looked terrible. Her face was a patchwork of plastic surgery and the reconstruction of her teeth barely disguised.
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Tagged disguise, Edinburgh, extra, film, Jordan, Katie Price, patchwork, Peter Mandelson, plastic, reconstruction, set, surgery, teeth
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A cosmetic surgery suspect (Rousse)
I was pretty sure that TDX had undergone cosmetic surgery. Her front teeth were now a set of neat white pearls set in gummy pink plastic. I also harboured suspicions regarding her lips.
Pink-faced Plug lookalike embarks on a spring clean (Rousse)
There was room for about a dozen of us in BW-H’s massive new house. Most of us had our own rooms. Those who did not were comfortable enough, including B’s friend John who slept on a sofa bed on the … Continue reading
Danger down under in Australian seaside resort (Rousse)
Tigers roamed the street of the Australian seaside resort where my colleague and I were conducting some research. ‘Isn’t this rather dangerous?’ I asked a local. ‘No’, he replied, ‘It’s very rare that any of the tigers attack anyone’. We … Continue reading
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