Tag Archives: criminals

Child thieves adopt boy scout disguise in cash raids on Lake District hotels (Rousse)

Posted on November 9, 2014 by Dreamaticus

On the final day of the conference in the Lake District I packed my bag, checked in online for my flight to Amsterdam, and then wandered down to the hotel dining room to ask for a sandwich (in French). Although … Continue reading →

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Tried and tested techniques for keeping young, travelling free of charge on the M1, and repelling criminals (Rousse)

Posted on January 25, 2012 by Dreamaticus

Have you ever wondered how to keep young, which is the cheapest form of travel between Leeds and London, and how can you best avoid the attention of burglars? If so, read on… How to keep young I was under … Continue reading →

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Police reopen case into dolly bird disappearance (Rousse)

Posted on November 21, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I dressed in the black school uniform of my little brother and sister and accompanied them to class. None of the teachers spotted that I was an over-age imposter. When one of them confiscated my silver necklace at the school … Continue reading →

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Graeme Garden’s elasticated stockings and a railway car chase (Rousse)

Posted on September 20, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Graeme Garden sat opposite me in the waiting area at BBC Radio 4 reception. He was my host for the day. On the basis of my impressive track record of developing panel games, I’d been summoned to help create three … Continue reading →

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Crime by letters and Vera Wang (Rousse)

Posted on April 24, 2011 by Dreamaticus

The criminals’ mission had been to kidnap a toddler. They were stealing to order. Only a child who shared the famous surname would do. Unfortunately, in their confusion the kidnappers had targeted a child whose surname was Smith. We had … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged alphabet, calendar, chat, child, children, computer, computer sales, Corstorphine, crime, criminal, criminals, Edinburgh, ill, letter, letters, lift, meeting, Merchiston, ribbons, sight, sofa, toddler, Vera Wang | Leave a comment

Tag Archives: criminals

Child thieves adopt boy scout disguise in cash raids on Lake District hotels (Rousse)

Tried and tested techniques for keeping young, travelling free of charge on the M1, and repelling criminals (Rousse)

Police reopen case into dolly bird disappearance (Rousse)

Graeme Garden’s elasticated stockings and a railway car chase (Rousse)

Crime by letters and Vera Wang (Rousse)

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