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Tag Archives: detective
Detective David Tennant distracted by kittens (Belle)
We were trying to watch a film in an open space in the motel/conference centre but were interrupted by the foul-mouthed language of two lads pushing prams down the corridor. Sensing trouble I followed them and (spying through their keyhole) … Continue reading
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Tagged David Tennant, detective, keyhole, kitten, movie, police, pram, tricycle, walled garden
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Withholding information in connection with a murder (Rousse)
I knew the identity of the murderer, but for the time being was keeping it to myself. After all, he was a nice young man. Why should I pass on information that would ruin his career? Eventually, however, I knew … Continue reading
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Tagged beans, detective, information, man, murder, spill, withhold
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Belle co-stars with Grace Kelly and gets nude for four in a tub fun
I’d been given a tiny little child’s desk in a corridor. Soon I would be expected to manage every single Olympic Games ticket order and yet the new senior managers were trying to force me out of my job. I … Continue reading
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Tagged Alfred Hitchcock, Audi, bathtub, car accident, desk, detective, film, Grace Kelly, hotel, movie, naked, nudity, office, Olympic Games, sales representatives, spy
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The famous monkey detective (Belle)
I was reading the cast list and costume requirements for the ice spectacular. The main character was described as “… the famous monkey detective, with his eight fur coats and stetson hat”. I almost hugged myself in delight.
Confusion over raw steak and murder victim body parts (Rousse)
I asked my sister-in-law J where I should store the raw steak. I didn’t want to put it anywhere near the butchered corpse in case it was mistaken for part of J’s murder victim. J suggested that I put it … Continue reading
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Tagged 1950s, American, blue, body, boot, butcher, car, charity, colour, confusion, corpse, detective, display, donate, entertain, fund-raising, invite, John Lewis, murder, musician, pale, part, police, raw, shopper, stationery, steak, store, supper, Tuesday, victim
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Belle is a defective detective
Twenty years after the affair ended, I was once again dating T. The truth of the matter was I was operating undercover. T’s extended family were trailer-park villains. One-by-one they were being killed off. I watched them closely over several … Continue reading
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Tagged car, cinema, detective, handcuffs, Mary Portas, mother-in-law, murder, police, pylons, Scotland Yard, sparklers, strangler
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Detective Belle
I was a corporate Nancy Drew and I discovered the vital clue in the paper trail: a Pizza Express receipt.
