Tag Archives: America

Naked swimmer’s shame (Rousse)

Posted on April 11, 2021 by Dreamaticus

TPR was about to bring even more shame upon us. After our long swim downstream, he hauled himself out of the river in the middle of a densely populated American city, peeled off his wetsuit, and declared that it was … Continue reading →

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US citizenship test queries in Colorado (Rousse)

Posted on October 12, 2019 by Dreamaticus

The train set off in the wrong direction – or rather we had joined the west-bound train to Hawaii via Texas, rather the service heading east. We managed to alight at the first stop in rural Colorado, where it was … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged America, citizenship, clothes, Colorado, Hawaii, jumper, man, scream, snow, suitcase, test, Texas, TPR, train, United States, US, USA | Leave a comment

Fighting Fatty in a field (Rousse)

Posted on September 7, 2019 by Dreamaticus

One minute I was sleeping on a bean bag in a departure lounge of Schiphol airport next to LE and GE. It was so comfortable, but how had we managed to make travel arrangements that required an overnight stay in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged airport, America, bean bag, daisy, fatty, field, fight, mountain, Netherlands, overweight, rude, rural, Schiphol, travel, US, woman | Leave a comment

Sisters, a husband, and parents on holiday (Rousse)

Posted on February 13, 2018 by Dreamaticus

It seemed inappropriate that two little blonde sisters aged six and eight wearing white shift dresses would be showing tourists around a World War I theme park. It was also rather odd that TPR was not staying in the plush … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged America, blonde, Boarding, camp, city, dread, dress, drive, home, hotel, house, husband, journey, modernity, parent, plate glass, Polish, pub, sister, skateboard, TPR, tummy, US, World War I | Leave a comment

A lakeside retreat in the US (Rousse)

Posted on February 8, 2018 by Dreamaticus

Our long drive across the states with cousins NT and DT eventually brought us to the beautiful detached red brick house of a slim, elderly black man. The building was crammed with fine antiques, including a handsome marquetry grandfather clock. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged America, antique, black, boat, brick, clock, cousin, cousins, detached, door, drive, elderly, food, fresh, freshwater, grandfather, host, lakeside, life, man, Marine, marquetry, red, retreat, sea, slim, States, US, view | Leave a comment

Chinese burns in Cincinnati (Rousse)

Posted on March 25, 2017 by Dreamaticus

We were going to join FR in the US. The idea was to first fly to her town in the north. then we would travel south with her to Cincinnati. We checked our bikes in as hold luggage in the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged America, arm, behavior, behaviour, bicycle, bike, burn, child, childhood, Chinese, confront, cruel, cycle, fly, hold, luggage, minder, monster, north, protect, regress, TPR, uncle, US, USA | Leave a comment

A cruel white lichen attack (Rousse)

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Dreamaticus

I hadn’t appreciated the poor state of public transport in the US until I attempted to use the service to get from a conference hotel to an airport. The driver and his lackeys were particularly unkind to passengers. They did … Continue reading →

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Tripadvisor hotels to avoid (Rousse)

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Dreamaticus

Never again will I stay in the following hotels: The luxury American hotel that plonks you in room 22 right next to the bar on a Saturday night The Hebridean guest house that houses a black and white cat in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged allergic, allergy, America, annual leave, bar, bathroom, Caribbean, cat, cats, changeover, en suite, gift, guest, Hebrides, hotel, hotels, house, pool, present, resort, Saturday, student, students, sunbathe, TripAdvisor | Leave a comment

Harry Potter tattoos: the only clue to “Pedro’s” past (Rousse)

Posted on November 19, 2013 by Dreamaticus

I lost TPR during the final stage of the long journey to the US aboard an ocean liner. Occasionally I would spot him in the distance across deck, usually driving one of the small open cars used for deliveries by … Continue reading →

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Sir Paul McCartney sings for information scientists (Rousse)

Posted on July 19, 2013 by Dreamaticus

BC organised an evening reception for all the summer information science interns based in the US. I was delighted to be invited: I’d been getting very lonely living in a shed in my hosts’ garden. I was beginning to feel … Continue reading →

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