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A wicker basket pick (Rousse)

Posted on April 2, 2026 by Dreamaticus

I helped GL assemble a collection of wicker baskets as a 50th birthday present for her sister-in-law (and my mother-in-law) GRB (aged 84).

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A ghost dog, a gunshot and Morris dancers (Belle)

Posted on April 1, 2026 by Dreamaticus

I opened the back door to find out who was knocking. It was the ghost of my dog, complaining bitterly that I had left him in the back garden for three and a half years. Later I was walking around … Continue reading →

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Social worker shops for supplies for strangers in hospital (Rousse)

Posted on April 1, 2026 by Dreamaticus

As soon as TPR was discharged from hospital, I was admitted to the ward. The friendly family of a woman who was in for facial reconstruction offered to buy me supplies for my stay. I added toothpaste, a tooth brush, … Continue reading →

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Rolls Royce on YouTube (Rousse)

Posted on April 1, 2026 by Dreamaticus

GW left EW and moved into a boarding house. From here he broadcast his popular YouTube channel on working at Rolls Royce. I couldn’t see the attraction myself. I’d rather be playing Scrabble.

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Stalking an heiress (Rousse)

Posted on March 30, 2026 by Dreamaticus

We finally tracked down DM, now working in a supermarket. She told us that she was looking forward to travelling to the reunion using funds from a recent inheritance. We didn’t have the heart to tell her that we knew … Continue reading →

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Stockton-on-Tees holiday ruined by political scandals in Newcastle-upon-Tyne (Rousse)

Posted on March 27, 2026 by Dreamaticus

My two sisters and I took a family holiday with a difference. The resort turned out to be our childhood home in Stockton-on-Tees, and both our deceased parents joined us there to make up a party of five keen holiday-makers. … Continue reading →

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Queen Elizabeth II serves fried baseball cap (Belle)

Posted on March 25, 2026 by Dreamaticus

The late Queen was serving me at a large dining table. She approached me with a large frying pan and a fish slice and placed what she called “the traditional baseball cap” on my plate. Then she started beating the … Continue reading →

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From professor to pastor (Rousse)

Posted on March 24, 2026 by Dreamaticus

GW told me that she had given up academia and was now training for the ministry.

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Secret service operatives Geoffrey Palmer and Joanna Scanlan pursue jilted women (Rousse)

Posted on March 22, 2026 by Dreamaticus

The groom visited his bride the day after they married to ask her to return the puppy that he had given her as a wedding present. He also let slip that he had already started divorce proceedings. Meanwhile TPR had … Continue reading →

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Partying in an Elvis jumpsuit and discussing sugar beet production in Cyprus (Rousse)

Posted on March 18, 2026 by Dreamaticus

My former colleague JB strutted around the party in a white leather, silver-studded, flared Elvis-style jumpsuit, taking our calls of ‘Rocky Raccoon!’ and ‘Davy Crockett!’ with good humour. In short, he looked amazing and he knew it. I was delighted … Continue reading →

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