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Tag Archives: plastic
Katie Price returns to work as earnings drop (Rousse)
Katie Price (AKA Jordan) was offering her services as a beautician at Edinburgh Royal Infirmary. “Why would anyone with your wealth be waxing other people’s legs?” I asked her. “I only earn £300,000 a year”, she replied as she called … Continue reading
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Tagged 000, £300, band, beautician, brass, cashmere, custom, drop, earnings, east European, Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, entrance, ERI, grey, guide, healthcare, hospital, Jordan, Katie Price, leg, legs, Little France, man, money, NHS Scotland, patients, pensioners, plastic, return, Romanian, scarf, Scotland, student, sum, surgery, theatre, tourists, trolleys, visitors, wax, wealth, wife, work
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Quidditch team selection rules (Rousse)
Heroku’s latest release was a Quidditch-like game designed by my friend J. It was played with small, brightly coloured plastic sticks and a puck. J was very particular in his requirements when it came to choosing teams. He was not … Continue reading
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Tagged friend, game, Heroku, mathematician, mathematicians, physicist, physicists, plastic, puck, Quidditch, social scientist, team
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A miracle escape in Sunderland (Rousse)
I decided to give the meeting in London a miss and instead caught the train to Sunderland. There I visited my university friend SL and her young, and extremely irresponsible, husband. While S and I played in the snow along … Continue reading
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Tagged articulated, blue, carriageway, crush, escape, friend, husband, London, lorry, meeting, miracle, miss, plastic, seafront, sledge, snow, Sunderland, train, truck, university, wheels
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Perspectives from a plinth (Rousse)
My elderly neighbour Mrs Frazier was dying of a deadly disease, and for this reason I was helping her with her walled garden. I half expected that she would leave it to me, along with her tiny mews house. I … Continue reading
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Tagged bird, birds, blue, Canadian, crane, dear, death, die, disease, elderly, fishing, French, Fringe, garden, grandpa, green, heart, house, inherit, line, magic, mews, model, models, neighbour, pedestrians, performers, plastic, plinth, rescue, rule, scarf, show, tall, troupe, tweed, visitors, wall, walled, weeding
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Eric Clapton, his girlfriend, and the sea monster (Rousse)
I loved being Eric Clapton’s girlfriend. He gave me a cute little mobile phone made from clear plastic like a child’s water pistol. The only drawback of this celebrity lifestyle was the effort it took to avoid the resident sea … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, cute, drawback, Eric Clapton, girlfriend, lifestyle, mobile, monster, phone, plastic, sea, water pistol
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A late breakfast (Rousse)
A dozen pretty coloured bags filled to the brim with bedding plants lined the hall. “Great”, I thought, “He’s going to smarten up the garden”. The kitchen table, however, was a more puzzling sight. What were all these mounds of … Continue reading
Rousse reviews a package holiday in Puerto Rico
Puerto Rico was such a dump. I was so relieved that we hadn’t suggested we come here on holiday with my Canadian cousins at Easter. Unfortunately though, we were still stuck in the shabby resort for a week and would … Continue reading
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Tagged all-inclusive, beach, boss, Canadian, chairs, classroom, cousins, dump, Easter, explore, hall, hand, holiday, lecture, lecturer, photographs, plastic, Puerto Rico, resort, restaurants, reviews, sea, shabby, shingle, sit, site, small, speaker, temperature, tweet, vacation, web, website, week, whisper
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Detention for a naughty school girl (Rousse)
GW and I sat up at the front of the minibus next to the driver – a 15 year-old blonde girl dressed in her pale blue school uniform. While I fiddled with my camera settings in an attempt to keep … Continue reading
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Tagged academic, arms, blonde, business, camera, changing, chat, child, dashboard, detention, DLSR, driver, Europe, girl, gym, holiday, light, minibus, model, naughty, obstruction, Olympic, outstretched, plastic, pool, punishment, pupil, road, room, school, senior, swimmer, teacher, uniform, university, warning, white
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A love affair in outer space (Rousse)
I paid VJ a visit to find out if she wanted to travel up to work with me. I was also keen to know whether any of her colleagues could help me find some materials to prepare a tutorial. She … Continue reading
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Tagged affair, band, beard, bleed, box set, charity, colourfast, dye, film, films, love, movie, movies, outer, outer space, plastic, space, technician, tights, tutorial, unemployed, work, yellow
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Miss Piggy’s plastic surgery and GCHQ’s latest discovery (Rousse)
“Miss Piggy was the first animal to go under the knife”, said I, the renowned expert on plastic surgery for pets. The conversation continued as we hobbled along the country lane that ran alongside the M5. The tramp was good … Continue reading
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Tagged bell, Birmingham, catherdral, Cheltenham, conversation, cosmetic, cosmetic surgery, element, GCHQ, knife, M5, Miss Piggy, path, pet, pets, plastic, plastic surgery, scientist, scientists, surgery, tramp, twoer, woman, Worcester
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