I was not sure why RM-H was ignoring me. He was walking down a black and white corridor in Goldsmiths College and pushing an old-fashioned pram.

Eventually he took me by my elbow and guided me towards a window. Inside we could see actor Matt Smith in the corner of the room, his hands round the neck of a green parrot.

We lifted the sash window and RM-H jumped inside to punch Matt Smith and rescue the parrot. I vaguely wondered if the pram had been for the parrot all along.