Tag Archives: husband

Ambridge sensation: Pat Archer is “happy” (Rousse)

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Dreamaticus

The months of misery were over and my friend Pat Archer was finally smiling again. “It’s only been on the market for a week, and with the Christmas holiday coming up I knew it wouldn’t sell straightaway, but I’m optimistic … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Ambridge, Archers, bridge, Bridge Farm, Christmas, farm, happy, holiday, house, husband, market, misery, Pat Archer, sale, selling, Tony Archer | Leave a comment

School reunion imposter unmasked in Yorkshire (Rousse)

Posted on January 1, 2012 by Dreamaticus

A second school reunion was organised after the success of the 2011 event. This time it was held in the Yorkshire village of Robin Hood’s Bay in a beautiful posh restaurant that looked over the beach. Kev F Sutherland drove … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged beach, booking, bookings, business cards, car, chair, chairs, damage, dent, dining room, driving, Edinburgh, fake, husband, imposter, invitation, Kev F Sutherland, people carrier, place setting, place settings, purple, restaurantt, reunion, Robin Hood's Bay, running, school, scratch, table, TPR, vehicle, wall, wing, Yorkshire | Leave a comment

Undomesticated male ineptitude (Rousse)

Posted on December 10, 2011 by Dreamaticus

After years of unheeded complaints about his overworking, BB’s wife followed through her threat to throw him out. With nowhere else to go, he turned up on our doorstep. I always suspected that he would not be terribly domesticated, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged complain, complaint, domestic, domesticated, doorstep, dryer, husband, tumble, undomesticated, wife | Leave a comment

A footballer and a phone (Rousse)

Posted on November 24, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Even though he was brought up and lived in Cardiff, my cousin played soccer as an England international. I was so proud of him in his white kit. How strange it was, however, that TPR admired my cousin’s hairstyle of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged athletic, athleticism, blond, boots, cell, charity, charity shop, china, England, football, footballer, hair, hairstyle, husband, kit, mobile, phone, shop, soccer, straight, TPR | Leave a comment

A lack of stemware, a missing husband, and a woman obsessed with Wham! (Rousse)

Posted on November 6, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I was so proud that I was able to host the conference at my parents’ house, especially when the delegates demonstrated their appreciation of the venue by taking photos of the grand rooms and the huge ornate staircase. However, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged analogue, Andrew Ridgeley, conference, digital, dinner, drinks, excursion, George Michael, house, husband, machine, missing, music, parents, park, pool, reel-to-reel, sherry, slide, staircase, stemware, tape recorder, TPR, water, wave, Wham! | Leave a comment

Seaside Special shambles (Belle)

Posted on November 1, 2011 by Dreamaticus

My new boyfriend was appearing on the stage at a Seaside Special. His stand-up act was the least funny thing I had ever seen and I was glad I hadn’t told anyone I knew him. The auditorium was full of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged boyfriend, bus, celebrities, comedian, husband, pier, seaside, snogging, stand-up | Leave a comment

Sex change surgery marriage trap (Rousse)

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Tall, slim, out-going, blonde and beautiful, Sharon would someday make someone a lovely wife. As far as I was concerned, however, the time was not now. In addition, when the happy day eventually came, I expected that her groom would … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bank, bride, family, Friends, gay, gloom, grass, groom, husband, Italy, job, lake, lesbian, Loch Lomond, misery, neatness, obsession, och, sex, sex change, straight, surgery, TPR, water, wedding marriage, wife, work | Leave a comment

Single women looking for men, and a new line in hot tubs (Rousse)

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Dreamaticus

TPR and GJ were sewn into a two-man Black Watch tartan straight-jacket. Forced together so closely, the dancing tutor believed this would speed up the process of teaching them the moves for the forthcoming ball. Neither was particularly charmed by … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Atlantic, Balck Watch, ball, cheek, dance, dancing, Edinburgh, female, goth, guest, guesthouse, host, hot tub. salesman, husband, Isle of Lewis, party, salesmen, sea, single, straight -jacket, tartan, tattoo, TPR, waves | Leave a comment

How to find love: happy relationship remarriage (Rousse)

Posted on September 7, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I trailed the country as a guest at numerous weddings as all my school and university friends signed up to the new craze of “happy relationship remarriage”. This wasn’t about finding a different life-partner, nor renewing vows with any incumbent … Continue reading →

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Beckham crisis for HRH Queen Elizabeth II (Rousse)

Posted on August 25, 2011 by Dreamaticus

It was a constitutional crisis. The Queen herself conveyed the disappointing news to a bewildered nation: contrary to popular belief, David and Victoria Beckham were not legally married.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Beckham, Beckhams, crisis, David Beckham, husband, married, Queen, Queen Elizabeth II, Victoria Beckham, wife | Leave a comment