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Tag Archives: fake
The fish-eating fake vegan (Rousse)
My office-mate was up to his usual annoying habits, behaving as if he had exclusive use of our shared room. He’d taken my poster off the door and replaced it with a congratulatory banner for his final year class. He … Continue reading
Peep Show’s Super Hans seeks new recruits to his “Moonys” cult (Rousse)
It was a huge journey from Prague overland, but I eventually made it back to the UK – even though I was minus my pale green fake fur coat, lost by a fat middle-aged woman at a ball in Austria. … Continue reading
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Tagged Austria, autumn, Balham, ball, bed, beds, Bertie, Birmingham, bus, campus, car, centre, city, coat, concession, cotton, cult, dress, fake, fake fur, footwear, fur, gap, garden, gay, geoologist, ginger, green, High Street Kensington, Kensington, lesbian, lettering, mall, matt king, middle-aged, passenger, passengers, pay, Peep Show, Prague, recruit, recruits, red-haired, redhead, roof, Russell and Bromley, shoes, shop, shopping, station, summer, Super Hans, term, transit van, trip, tube, university, van, warehouse, woman, work
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Daring Danish rescue attempt ends with death (Rousse)
I’d only met C in real life once before. Since our brief encounter earlier in the year all our recent contact had been online, where C’s alias was A. He’d agreed to pass on some photography hints to TPR so … Continue reading
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Tagged act, ambulance, babies, baby, car, chat, Chinese, congratulations, Dane, Danish, daring, dead, death, diary, drive, driving, Edinburgh, Edinburgh Central Youth Hostel, escape, evil, facility, fake, family, Filofax, flat, friend, Friends, gift, grandmother, granny, great Dane, guard, guards, hail, hints, home, inmate, Isle of Skye, key, keys, kill, Leith Walk, lock, locked, McDonald Road, mother, Online, photography, Pilgrig Street, Portree, pregnant, present, red, rescue, road, sect, toilet, TPR, tramp, trick, wife, yard, youth hostel
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Daily Mail Eurovision Song Contest hoax (Rousse)
It had all been such a rush that none of us – not even E – had remembered to print off boarding passes for the flight from Birmingham. So here were all three of us forking out an extra £20 … Continue reading
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Tagged airport, bag, Birmingham, Boarding, boots, containers, contest, Daily Mail, Eurovision, fake, flight, fly, German, hand bag, handbag, impostor, joke, liquid, Macedonia, Macedonian, official, pass, passport, perfume, scissors, song
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Beware imitations: the case of the “handwoven” oriental silk rug (Rousse)
I was in a flap. My parents would be arriving for breakfast in 15 minutes. We had no food in the house, and our silk rug from Singapore was filthy from the ashes that had spilled onto it from our … Continue reading
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Tagged ash, ashes, bacon, breakfast, carpet, china, clean, cleaning, cod, decipher, dirt, eggs, fake, fire, flap, food. filth, freezer, gas, hoover, hoovering, imitation, panic, print, printing, real effect, rug, silk, Singapore, sofa, Sweden, Tesco, text, TPR, vacuum, vacuuming
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The mystery of canoe man John Darwin’s lottery win (Rousse)
“And this, ladies and gentlemen”, announced the tour guide, “is the mug that Anne Darwin was holding in her hand the moment she heard that her husband had won £5 million on the lottery”. Surely he was mistaken? “Didn’t Anne … Continue reading
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Tagged Anne Darwin, £5 million, claim, death, drown, drowning, fake, fortune, guide, hidden, hide, husband, insurance, John Darwin, lottery, mug, North Sea, Panama, Seaton Carew, ticket, tour, widow, wife, win, winnings
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School reunion imposter unmasked in Yorkshire (Rousse)
A second school reunion was organised after the success of the 2011 event. This time it was held in the Yorkshire village of Robin Hood’s Bay in a beautiful posh restaurant that looked over the beach. Kev F Sutherland drove … Continue reading
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Tagged beach, booking, bookings, business cards, car, chair, chairs, damage, dent, dining room, driving, Edinburgh, fake, husband, imposter, invitation, Kev F Sutherland, people carrier, place setting, place settings, purple, restaurantt, reunion, Robin Hood's Bay, running, school, scratch, table, TPR, vehicle, wall, wing, Yorkshire
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Cambridge conference saves Rousse from North Sea diving job
Although I agreed with the guest house landlady that her daughter looked a fright, I kept my views to myself. The poor girl obviously considered herself a beauty, yet to most she simply looked fake with her long blonde hair … Continue reading
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Tagged addict, addiction, badge, badges, blonde, boat, Cambridge, canal, college, conference, costumes, delegate, diving, extensions, fake, Grantham, guest house, guesthouse, hair, holiday, job, landlady, libraries, North Sea, qualification, skin, swimming, swimsuits, tablets, tan, tanning, TPR, training, underwater, waterway, waterways
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Gordon Brown in the background while Rousse begs bags for belongings
Ugh – teenagers! I was helping two young friends pack up their university accommodation at the end of term. They were hopeless, unable to decide what to keep and what to throw away, virtually inert while I did all the … Continue reading
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Tagged accent, accommodation, American, bag, begging, boobs. weights, child, children, Danish, exercise, fairies, fairy, fake, Gordon Brown, gym, Liverpool, machine, personal trainer, single, snooze, space, stranger, tan, teenagers, Tesco, university, wings
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