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A graffiti grudge (Rousse)

Posted on March 31, 2018 by Dreamaticus

We knew that something was wrong as soon as we emerged from our bedroom and walked into the hall. Someone had broken into our flat and scrawled messages in silver ink on the carpet. In the kitchen similar graffiti covered … Continue reading →

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Axe-wielding trespasser is not a thief (Rousse)

Posted on November 29, 2016 by Dreamaticus

The still-warm blue overalls slung over a chair proved that someone else had been using ‘my’ dressing room – most likely one of the gardeners. I glanced out the window and saw him in action, swaying through the trees on … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged action, axe, belongings, borrow, bra, chiar, dresser, dressing, gardener, heirloom, lace, ornament, overalls, ring, room, rope, seal, silver, tall, traspasser, tree, trespass, wield, window | Leave a comment

Murderer serves lunch to transsexual surprise guest feet away from victim’s remains in biscuit tin (Rousse)

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Dreamaticus

I planned X’s murder to coincide with his holiday. That way nobody would miss him when he didn’t turn up to work. While I deliberated over where to dump his body parts, I kept them in a small round red … Continue reading →

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When home improvements go wrong (Rousse)

Posted on September 26, 2014 by Dreamaticus

When I walked into the kitchen I noticed that TPR had moved some of the appliances. A huge white freezer stood in the hob’s usual spot, and next to it was the tumble dryer. I also spotted that the sink … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged appliance, appliances, concern, cupboard, decorator, dresser, en suite bedroom, formica, freezer, furniture, go wrong, hob, home, improvements, island, kitchen, layout, mess, office, peculiar, repaper, room, sell, sink, sitting room, TPR, tumble dryer, wallpaper, work | Leave a comment

Intruders with a Chinese theme (Rousse)

Posted on January 9, 2013 by Dreamaticus

When I first opened my eyes I was very surprised to see my colleague AC standing over me at the side of the bed. “I’ve brought your breakfast”, he announced, waving three thin white carrier bags overflowing with Chinese food … Continue reading →

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Tag Archives: dresser

A graffiti grudge (Rousse)

Axe-wielding trespasser is not a thief (Rousse)

Murderer serves lunch to transsexual surprise guest feet away from victim’s remains in biscuit tin (Rousse)

When home improvements go wrong (Rousse)

Intruders with a Chinese theme (Rousse)

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