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Poor high street sales strategy spotted on a quest for lip salve (Rousse)

My shopping list was short. All I needed was a small tin of lip salve. I crossed the urban motorway that lay between the conference hotel and the mall and headed first for LIDL. Although there were many customers inside … Continue reading →

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Campus security OTT (Rousse)

KT was furious. “This will never work!” she complained. I tended to agree with her. The new security system on campus now required us to swipe our ID cards every time we emerged from a stairwell. How would the office … Continue reading →

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Talents of a child “very advanced for his age” rub off on Rousse

We’d barely known him an afternoon, yet bit by bit Gwen was already revealing himself to be one of the most fascinating people that we had ever met. When he invited us to his 40th birthday party that evening in … Continue reading →

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How to fake a hedge (Belle)

By far the most successful session at the conference was the workshop how to create a fake yew hedge using Christmas tree offcuts.

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Salmon fishing in Scotland, and disability in the animal kingdom (Rousse)

We’d already reached Fife by the time that I summoned up the courage to admit to JK that I’d forgotten to pack any socks to wear with my wellies. “Well, I suppose I could buy some in Braemar?” I suggested. … Continue reading →

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Rousse’s stalker

How had this crazy woman, who had stalked me online for the past couple of years, now managed to break into my house? The scrap of paper pulled out of the pocket of our captive – now pinned bodily to … Continue reading →

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School reunion surprise in store for ST (Rousse)

SA and I were really enjoying ourselves busy plotting our evening at the school reunion. When ST walked past, however, my interest in SA evaporated. “Just wait until we meet up properly in a couple of weeks” I called after … Continue reading →

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Corridor card games (Rousse)

Instead of dealing with my mounting e-mail backlog, I helped RK set up the playing card game along the red-carpeted corridor at work. We laid the enormous cardboard figures of the jacks, queens and kings flat over black plastic sheeting, … Continue reading →

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Charity shop bargains (Rousse)

This was turning into a very profitable rummage around the charity shops. I found a small green stool that I could use for step exercises at home, and a beautiful 1950s food processor which apparently still worked.

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David Morrissey spreads gossip (Belle)

David Morrissey blogged and tweeted a scandalous story about the orchestra’s cellist. It was perfectly obvious to everyone that the only source of this story was me.

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