Tag Archives: snog

Gary Glitter flashback (Rousse)

Posted on January 26, 2015 by Dreamaticus

Gary Glitter sidled up to me from behind just as I was about to hand the dirty crockery from the Korean cookery demonstration over to one of the catering staff. I was struck by how much the disgraced pop star … Continue reading →

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Northumberland to Newbury the roundabout way (Rousse)

Posted on December 7, 2014 by Dreamaticus

Perhaps it was a mistake to allow the youngest member of our party to drive? The small, slim woman made so many navigational mistakes that we ended up travelling from Hexham to Corbridge via Norton. It took three hours to … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged black and tan, coat, Corbridge, creature, dog, drive, handsome, Hexham, mistake, Newbury, Northumberland, Norton, party, problem, roundabout, snog, Stockton, Stockton-on-Tees, travel, woman | Leave a comment

A bread and chocolate breakfast feast (Rousse)

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Dreamaticus

I woke up in a single bed in a luxurious Perth hotel. SC, in the bed to the left of me, was already awake and watching a BBC nature documentary on her iPad. There came a knock on the door … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged BBC, bed, bread, breakfast, butler, butlers, Canada, chocolate, colleague, cousin, documentary, father, game, hotel, husband, ice-breaker, internship, iPad, librarians, MacUser, magazine, mother, nature, Nutella, parents, Perth, photograph, snog, statistics, stats, teaching, Toblerone, trolley, undergraduate | Leave a comment

Ronnie Corbett and Helen Mirren to star in Four weddings remake (Rousse)

Posted on April 28, 2013 by Dreamaticus

I pulled myself through the yellow painted railings and dropped to the level below to join the queue for the reception. Our host JT was straight ahead of me, with his colleague and father-in-law GM just behind. The event itself … Continue reading →

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REF and romance (Rousse)

Posted on April 2, 2013 by Dreamaticus

It was meant to be a discussion of what I could contribute to our Research Excellence Framework (REF) submission. It soon turned into a passionate snog. I adjusted my silk petticoat and ran across the room to lock the office … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged academic, admirer, companion, discussion, door, interruption, lock, lunch, months, office, passion, petiticoat, publications, REF, REF2014, Research Excellence Framework, romance, room, secret, silk, snog, wife | Leave a comment

Promises, promises (Rousse)

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Dreamaticus

TPR was well ahead of us up the High Street so I reckoned that it was safe to grab X for another quick snog just as we came out of the arcade onto Cockburn Street. He seemed to appreciate it … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged arcade, Cockburn Street, Edinburgh, High Street, promise, snog, snogging, TPR | Leave a comment

Snogs for shoes (Rousse)

Posted on January 7, 2012 by Dreamaticus

Why was this always happening to me? I’d show someone a little kindness and the next thing they expected was a snog. In this case it wasn’t the usual hardship: I quite fancied S. I explained to him, however, that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Hobbs, pair, shelf, shoe, shoes, shop, shops, snog, snogging, snogs | Leave a comment

Bear attacks party-goer (Rousse)

Posted on November 23, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I counted myself extremely lucky to have secured a place at the Christmas party with my London colleagues. The animated mix of nationalities and races at our table ate, drank, talked and partied until 05:45. We only took one break. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged arm, attacks, Auld Lang Syne, bear, bears. attack, break, Christmas, decoration, decorations, drinking, eating, field, grass, kiss, light, London, nationalities, nationality, party, partying, pepper, peppers, pet, race, races, rot, run, running, silver, sleep, snog, talking | Leave a comment

Rousse escapes the timetable but gets trapped by her past

Posted on October 9, 2011 by Dreamaticus

A timetabling mix-up meant that it was now up to me to entertain the final year students for two hours. I rummaged in the box of handouts that I had taken to the last class in the desperate hope that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged age, autumn, cables, car, class, company, driving, electricity, escape, exercise, hall of residence, kiss, lane, lanes, Looe, material, open-top, pain, poke, ribs, road, roads, snog, sports car, student, students, timetable, timetabling, university, West Sussex, young | Leave a comment

Jordan spotted “snogging” mystery hunk (Rousse)

Posted on March 5, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Katie Price was the last person that I expected to see at a banquet on a remote Scottish island. She looked terrible from close quarters: overweight with yellowing teeth, luminous hair extensions and orange skin. Undeterred, she’d brought along some … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cellulite, cheek, hair extensions, Jordan, Katie Price, kiss, photographs, PhotoShop, Scotland, skin, snog, snogging, teeth, TPR | Leave a comment