Tag Archives: mother-in-law

Her majesty the mother of the bride (Rousse)

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I joined the parade for SB’s wedding in the 9-inch nude stilettos chosen for me by WB. All around were upright marching bands, soldiers proud in bearskin hats, and pretty dancing ponies. My nephew P and niece A brought up … Continue reading →

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Top wedding style and a most unusual gift (Rousse)

Posted on May 19, 2012 by Dreamaticus

My parents laid on the party at the White House as a combined hen and stag night for SB and fiancé AG. The date was chosen to take advantage of the ceilidh on the beach, a short walk along the … Continue reading →

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Gay marriage shocker eclipsed by enemy bomb attack on UK airports (Rousse)

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I met my gay friend at Edinburgh airport. After he showed me his scars he introduced me to a tall, slim and beautiful African woman, her mother and two children. These were his “wife”, “mother-in-law”, and his own son and … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged African, airport, allied, allies, attack, bomb, bombing, children, civil, daughter, Delhi, departures, domestic, Edinburgh, family, fire, floor, floors, friend, gay, hockey, husband, husbands, ice hockey, kids, Manchester, mother-in-law, panic, partner, puck, retaliation, scar, scars, shocker, son, tannoy, wife | Leave a comment

An intruder, a storm, and the terrible after-effects of tree resin rain (Rousse)

Posted on January 13, 2012 by Dreamaticus

There’d been a number of break-ins at our flat over recent weeks, none of which had triggered our burglar alarm. We were sure, however, that it was just matter of time before we would walk in on the culprit(s). When … Continue reading →

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Elton John and the transsexual mother-of-the-bride (Rousse)

Posted on December 25, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Everything about the wedding was on a gigantic scale. No wonder the bride was permanently in tears. Her mother had invited everyone that she had ever met to the reception, including a tiny man from her church who turned up … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged best man, bride, building, cheek, church, crying, drinks, Edinburgh, Elton John, Farnborough, jeans, marriage, mother-in-law, mother-of-the-bride, Murrayfield, numbers, nuptials, raft, reception, tattoo, team, tears, toddler, TPR, transsexual, wedding, yellow | 1 Comment

Dr Who trumps wedding plans (Rousse)

Posted on November 11, 2011 by Dreamaticus

When I heard that SB needed to source 55,000 wine glasses I suggested to my mother-in-law that the wedding plans were perhaps a little over-ambitious. “It’s OK”, she replied “We’re only inviting 77,000 guests, but we expect that at least … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bride, Dr Who, duvet, episodes, firm, glass, glasses, guest, guests, law, London, mother-in-law, nephew, nephews, niece, nieces, parents, sister, sister-in-law, sponsor, sponsorship, stemware, TPR, wedding, wine | Leave a comment

Bananagrams, sharks and sons drama (Rousse)

Posted on October 20, 2011 by Dreamaticus

We were playing Bananagrams with S & N when I pointed out the sharks swimming up the river. Nobody paid any attention to me. Similarly I was ignored when I told my mother-in-law that if her youngest daughter really did … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Bananagrams, birth, daughter, mother-in-law, river, shark, sharks, sister-in-law, son, sons | Leave a comment

Babe in the bushes (Rousse)

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Something caught my eye as I peered out of the bathroom window. At first I thought it was a squirrel in the shrubbery, but when I opened the back door and stepped out into the garden I realised that the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged adoption, babies, baby, bangle, barcode, bathroom, bush, child, girl, hospital, mother-in-law, NHS, shrubery, squirrel, window, wrist | Leave a comment

Rousse tickles an elephant, misses her sunglasses, and hangs on to her suitcase

Posted on February 10, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Just how dangerous are 10-foot tall herbivores? This elephant seemed pretty tame. He almost chuckled as I tickled his tummy, and definitely purred while I massaged his feet. Then suddenly his mood changed. He roared hungrily, baring his teeth with … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged apple, dog, Edinburgh, elephant, Granny Smith, hat, herbivore, holiday, mother-in-law, Oban, packing, sister-in-law, step-brother, sunglasses, sunset, teeth, tickle, TPR, tummy | Leave a comment

Belle is a defective detective

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Twenty years after the affair ended, I was once again dating T. The truth of the matter was I was operating undercover. T’s extended family were trailer-park villains. One-by-one they were being killed off. I watched them closely over several … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged car, cinema, detective, handcuffs, Mary Portas, mother-in-law, murder, police, pylons, Scotland Yard, sparklers, strangler | 2 Comments

Tag Archives: mother-in-law

Her majesty the mother of the bride (Rousse)

Top wedding style and a most unusual gift (Rousse)

Gay marriage shocker eclipsed by enemy bomb attack on UK airports (Rousse)

An intruder, a storm, and the terrible after-effects of tree resin rain (Rousse)

Elton John and the transsexual mother-of-the-bride (Rousse)

Bananagrams, sharks and sons drama (Rousse)

Babe in the bushes (Rousse)

Rousse tickles an elephant, misses her sunglasses, and hangs on to her suitcase

Belle is a defective detective

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