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Luminous lime drinks at Olympia (Rousse)

Posted on September 6, 2024 by Dreamaticus

It was early December and I was back at London Olympia for the first time in years. Even with my injured hand encased in a large, padded (and bloodied) glove, I was going to enjoy myself immensely. Unfortunately, however, I … Continue reading →

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A right royal flush (Rousse)

Posted on March 11, 2024 by Dreamaticus

Along a lonely corridor, I stumbled into Queen Elizabeth II. Her white gloved hand was on the handle of a small door. When I started to engage in conversation with her majesty, she interrupted me quickly to say that she … Continue reading →

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Glow-in-the-dark prayer gloves are the latest daytime TV sensation (Rousse)

Posted on April 21, 2017 by Dreamaticus

Glow-in-the-dark prayer gloves were all the rage, not least due to their practicality for night-time worship. Their provenance was important too. Unlike competitor products they were not made in China by infidels. Belle was making a fortune advertising them on … Continue reading →

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Cheese at the seaside (Rousse)

Posted on February 12, 2016 by Dreamaticus

JC and I forgot to pick up the picnic, but at least we had the lumps of cheddar cheese that I always carried in my purple wool glove. We scattered these over the fields as we ran down to the … Continue reading →

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Poor business etqiuette at Oracle acquisition (Rousse)

Posted on March 31, 2014 by Dreamaticus

Since it was the graduate sales training manager of Edge (an Oracle acquisition) who had dragged me all the way down to London to “discuss possibilities”, he should have understood that he was obliged to turn down my offer to … Continue reading →

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British Airways bribes staff in bid to avert strike action (Rousse)

Posted on November 11, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I was a fully-qualified flight attendant, and an experienced member of the British Airways cabin crew. Admittedly my “experience” was limited to helping on one domestic UK flight soon after I completed my training. However, I still counted as a … Continue reading →

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Unique knitting patterns for all (Rousse)

Posted on September 1, 2012 by Dreamaticus

I made an important scientific discovery: each human hand has a unique print. My left hand print, for example, represented the finest Belgian lace. In contrast my right one comprised two sections, the top half littered with random islamic symbols … Continue reading →

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