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Door-to-door salesman firearms shocker (Rousse)

Posted on January 7, 2014 by Dreamaticus

It was Sunday morning at 10:00am and we were still fast asleep when the doorbell rang. TPR grabbed his dressing gown and made a dash down the hallway to see who was calling. I followed him. Our caller was a … Continue reading →

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David Tennant dons disguise for Dr Who day visits (Rousse)

Posted on November 18, 2013 by Dreamaticus

The timelord had landed. I knew this because I heard a clatter of footsteps as the Doctor and his crew descended the steps to our basement flat. David Tennant had made some effort to disguise himself by blackening his face, … Continue reading →

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M is for Manchester (Rousse)

Posted on October 25, 2013 by Dreamaticus

At the meeting in Manchester B outlined a range of duties that I had not before realised were part of my role’s remit. He explained that these were bound to increase as he loosened his connection with work to explore … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged acetate, advantage, building, city, contractor, display, door, duties, enthusiasm, hills, London, lost, MacBook Air, machine, mainline, Manchester, Manchester Polytechnic, Manchester University, marble, meeting, motorway, opportunities, other interests, panic, passwords, pavement, Peak District, place, places, projector, railway, single, slide, slides, station, stolen, track, turning, underground, University of Manchester, wasteland, work | Leave a comment

Narwhal is cover for Finnish plot to invade Estonia (Rousse)

Posted on September 21, 2013 by Dreamaticus

I explained to my companion that I had long experience of mixing with wealthy people, mainly in the country seats of Northumberland and the chateaux of Auvergne. However, never before had I seen a place like this. Our multimillionaire host … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 3D, access, Auvergne, burgundy, carpet, castle, castles, chateau, chateaux, city, conversation, country, door, dusty, Estonia, Finland, Finnish, Finns, floor, forbidden, host, landmark, landmarks, marble, military, multimillionaire, narhwal, Northumberland, out of bounds, palace, port, renovate, rooms, rope, seats, secret, secret service, service, staircase, staircases, stairs, statue, table, Tallin, Turku, uniform, uniforms, unpainted, wealthy, wing, wooden | Leave a comment

Drunk Police fan and dead grandmother responsible for multiple car crashes (Rousse)

Posted on September 9, 2013 by Dreamaticus

With my sister J at the wheel of the Fiat Panda, we turned off the main road and drove past a country pub packed with Eton schoolboys dressed in their school uniform. They couldn’t take their eyes off A, next … Continue reading →

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Graffiti vandal cites Linnaeus’ Species Plantarum (1753) as defence (Rousse)

Posted on September 7, 2013 by Dreamaticus

The back hallway looked so much smarter after TPR painted the walls pale green. A further improvement was the list of garden tasks that I wrote up in blue felt pen on a patch of wall to the right of … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1753, blue, botanical, Carl Linnaeus, Carl von Linné, credentials, dead, death, defence, disease, door, feather, felt, garden, graffiti, green, hallway, heath, home, jay, Linnaeus, peacock, pen, pride, scientific, sister, Species Plantarum, tasks, TPR, vandal, vandalis, walk, walls | Leave a comment

A husband hunt in high heels, and a friendly German (Rousse)

Posted on August 26, 2013 by Dreamaticus

I was impatient to join the others at the Oxford University reunion. Meanwhile my friend P was hesitating. I was keen to get through the door and track down any single men. P wanted to wait a while to see … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged black, cobbles, door, friend, friendly, gay, German, high heels, hippies, hunt, husband, India, men, mother, Oxford, reunion, satin, single, university, welcome, woman | Leave a comment

Thomson Reuters presentation mishap blamed on mismatched brown boots (Rousse)

Posted on August 2, 2013 by Dreamaticus

At the very last minute, just as the delegates were arriving, SW suggested that I check the set-up of the computers for my opening presentation. We quickly worked out that to get onto Thomson Reuters for a company search you … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged blue, brown boots, button, change, company, computers, conference, delegates, door, drive, footwear, local authority, mishap, mismatched, presentation, red, reuters, set-up, thomson, Thomson Reuters, venue, wife | Leave a comment

E-mail upgrade disaster (Rousse)

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Dreamaticus

The university adopted new technology that displayed everyone’s e-mail on their office doors. While this meant that you could see your messages as soon as you arrived at work, it also gave anyone in the corridor the opportunity to read … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged adopt, confidential, correspondence, corridor, disaster, door, doors, e-mail, messages, New, office, technology, university, upgrade, work | Leave a comment

Wiped iPhone misery – with red squirrels (Rousse)

Posted on June 30, 2013 by Dreamaticus

Just a couple of hours into my new job and already I had the Director of Communications and Information Technology bellowing down the phone at me to lay off his staff. I didn’t think that asking two questions about my … Continue reading →

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Tag Archives: door

Door-to-door salesman firearms shocker (Rousse)

David Tennant dons disguise for Dr Who day visits (Rousse)

M is for Manchester (Rousse)

Narwhal is cover for Finnish plot to invade Estonia (Rousse)

Drunk Police fan and dead grandmother responsible for multiple car crashes (Rousse)

Graffiti vandal cites Linnaeus’ Species Plantarum (1753) as defence (Rousse)

A husband hunt in high heels, and a friendly German (Rousse)

Thomson Reuters presentation mishap blamed on mismatched brown boots (Rousse)

E-mail upgrade disaster (Rousse)

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