Tag Archives: dead

Blue Peter’s Patch lives! (Rousse)

Posted on October 29, 2018 by Dreamaticus

As a former Blue Peter presenter, I cared for the programme’s dog Patch well into his old age. (Many people mistakenly believed the BBC’s story that the pet had died in the early 1970s. This simply was not true, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1970s, age, BBC, blue, Blue Peter, CBBC, dead, die, dog, old, Patch, pet, Peter, programme, prove, television, TV | Leave a comment

The drunkard and the dead dog of the depths (Rousse)

Posted on September 14, 2018 by Dreamaticus

GG was so surprised to find me outside her house that she collapsed on the pavement in a heap before I even had a chance to greet her. When eventually she came to, she was delighted to meet me for … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cafe, carry, centre, corpse, dead, dog, drunkard, garden, golden retriever, heap, hunt, menu, Online, pavement, profile, schedule, table, tipsy, TPR, water, waterside, white, whiteboard, wine | Leave a comment

Dead man chairs a game of classroom charades (Rousse)

Posted on September 5, 2018 by Dreamaticus

Everyone was seated on rows of chairs in a classroom for the lunchtime game of charades. Those in the front row performed first. Then, as soon as someone in the audience made a correct guess, everyone moved forward a row … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 2016, actor, answer, chair, chairman, charade, classroom, comment, dead, die, entertain, game, guess, lunchtime, man, mime, perform, scene, stage, Strangers in the night | Leave a comment

Sperm whale kills tourist on Uig Sands (Rousse)

Posted on July 30, 2018 by Dreamaticus

While I photographed the salmon under the bridge on Uig Sands, I believed that TPR was exploring the caves. I was interrupted by an almighty splash as a sperm whale fell from a great height into the river just behind … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged beach, bridge, dead, kill, river, salmon, sperm, squash, tourist, TPR, Uig sands, water, wealthy, whale, woman | Leave a comment

Scottish island cycling skeleton surprise (Rousse)

Posted on April 19, 2018 by Dreamaticus

Cycling in the Scottish islands in May is always a pleasure with the lengthening summer days and low likelihood of rain. However, it is not so enjoyable when your wheels take you over a massive seaweed-covered midden where the skeletons … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bike, bone, cycle, dead, island, islander, May, midden, rain, Scotland, Scottish, seaweed, skeleton, summer, surface, tour, wheel | Leave a comment

Lunch with Barry Cryer (Rousse)

Posted on April 7, 2018 by Dreamaticus

I took pity on Barry Cryer, dining alone at a table for two. He recognised me when I joined him, and seemed to welcome my company. We discussed my ‘secret talent’, and the pleasure of revealing to others that I … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1996, Barry Cryer, BBC, comedian, dead, death, dine, friend, I'm sorry I haven't a clue, lunch, Radio 4, secret, talent, Willie Rushton, write | Leave a comment

How to dispose of a dead horse (Rousse)

Posted on January 20, 2018 by Dreamaticus

Life on the streets was fine until the day that TPR and I accidentally killed a horse. How would we dispose of the body without drawing attention to our crime? The obvious answer was to burn it at a remote … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged burn, dead, dispose, horse, kill, street, TPR, transport | Leave a comment

Mid-air knitter stalked by elderly couple on flight to the UK from Thailand (Rousse)

Posted on March 20, 2017 by Dreamaticus

I must have broken several international laws on board the flight from Thailand back to the UK: I carried a sharp three inch needle in my hand luggage I looped the yarn from my ball of blue wool to the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged aeroplane, arrivals, ball, blue, Borth, boy, Charles, couple, dead, door, elderly, exit, father, flight, garndson, Golf, house, international, journey, knit, knitter, knitting, land, law, luggage, lunch, mistake, needle, phone, plane, safety, stalk, Thailand, TPR, UK, Wales, wool, yarn | Leave a comment

Delicious dead dog pâté (Rousse)

Posted on February 19, 2017 by Dreamaticus

When the dog failed to respond to neither the cries of its owner, nor my whistling, we first assumed that it was lost in the forest. Sadly, we later discovered its little corpse on a bed of autumn leaves. Keen … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged animal, autumn, bed, body, butcher, chamber, consumption, corpse, dead, delicacy, delicious, dog, forest, glass, human, leaves, lost, pate, whistle | Leave a comment

Woman bludgeons man to death in Holyrood Park (Rousse)

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Dreamaticus

LK led the three of us through Holyrood Park. I shouted after her that this was the long way, so we all turned back to take the route around the other side of the hill and loch. I had been … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged abuse, bad, behaviour, bloodshed, blow, bludgeon, crime, dead, death, flock, head, hill, Holyrood, kill, loch, park, punishment, rock, route, severe, sheep, shout, warning, way, woman | Leave a comment