Tag Archives: 1970s

Gary Glitter flashback (Rousse)

Posted on January 26, 2015 by Dreamaticus

Gary Glitter sidled up to me from behind just as I was about to hand the dirty crockery from the Korean cookery demonstration over to one of the catering staff. I was struck by how much the disgraced pop star … Continue reading →

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Home décor disaster (Rousse)

Posted on January 23, 2015 by Dreamaticus

N and S proudly presented their newly decorated sitting room. I was able to enthuse about like the fresh green colour scheme. However, I was unconvinced that the 1970s styling was appropriate to their low-beamed cottage. I also wondered who … Continue reading →

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Economical in-flight entertainment (Rousse)

Posted on January 8, 2015 by Dreamaticus

We hadn’t quite finished packing for our trip for Australia. We were so excited at the prospect of heading to the warmth of a late Antipodean summer, leaving the bitter cold of a British January behind. I reminded TPR to … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1970s, Antipodes, Australia, bitter, Britain, chinos, cold, dark, economy, entertainment, flight, hair, hand, in-flight, January, journey, luggage, magazine, man cover, minimum, packing, photograph, picture, plane, Reading, restaurant, shirt, suitcase, TPR, travle, uncle, warmth | Leave a comment

Elevator danger (Rousse)

Posted on December 2, 2014 by Dreamaticus

AL gave up his usual duties as a computing academic for life as an elevator operator. His lift was very dangerous: instead of steel, the sides were made from 1970s blue and white flowery curtains.

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1970s, academic, blue, computing, curtains, danger, dangerous, elevator, flower, flowered, lift, steel, white | Leave a comment

Murderer serves lunch to transsexual surprise guest feet away from victim’s remains in biscuit tin (Rousse)

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Dreamaticus

I planned X’s murder to coincide with his holiday. That way nobody would miss him when he didn’t turn up to work. While I deliberated over where to dump his body parts, I kept them in a small round red … Continue reading →

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Davina McCall and a husband hunt (Rousse)

Posted on September 20, 2014 by Dreamaticus

I bumped into Davina McCall outside St Mary’s Cathedral on a buzzing Friday night in Edinburgh. She asked what I was up to just as my tall, handsome, fireman, pop star date, greeted me with a big kiss. I could … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1920s, 1970s, American tan, Broughton Street, chiffon, cocktail, cover, date, Davina McCall, dress, Edinburgh, Elvis, famous, fancy, firefighter, fireman, Friends, giggle, handsome, hunt, husband, kiss, leg, legs, pelmet, pub, school, sequin, singer, Squeeze, St James shopping centre, St Mary's Cathedral, tall, tights, TPR, young | Leave a comment

Alternative careers for engineers, and vile furniture (Rousse)

Posted on July 9, 2014 by Dreamaticus

Why didn’t anyone tell AA and his fellow engineers that a switch of career from academia to retail at their stage of life was an idiotic idea? I left them to it, found TPR, and spent the rest of the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1970s, academia, bedroom, brown, career, careers, chair, chairs, dull, engineer, engineers, furniture, retail, sofa, sofas, stripes, suburban, TPR, vile | Leave a comment

Barber Bruce Forsyth (Rousse)

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Dreamaticus

Bruce Forsyth ran into the room brandishing a pair of barber’s scissors. “Would you mind washing your hair in another bathroom love?” he asked. “I’ve got a client in for a hair cut.” I said that would be fine, picked … Continue reading →

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A flying cat, a red-haired witch, and an all-inclusive school reunion in Stockton-on-Tees (Rousse)

Posted on March 17, 2014 by Dreamaticus

A flying cat screeched as it swooped over us, the tips of its ears glowing fluorescent green in the darkening sky at dusk. It landed high above us in the canopy of the bare winter trees, only just visible as … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1970s, beat, cat, childhood, education, flying, ginger, name, pub, red-haired, reunion, school, semi-naked, silhouette, stick, Stockton, Stockton-on-Tees, trees, winter, witch | Leave a comment

A weight-busting walk to Tom Robinson’s Stokesley (Rousse)

Posted on December 29, 2013 by Dreamaticus

The only way to lose weight was to take more exercise. My new regime was ambitious: to walk the mountain route from the south of Scotland to North Yorkshire on a regular basis. I wasn’t the only one with this … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1970s, aunt, boys, bungalow, design, destination, Edinburgh Academy, exercise, follow, foot, garden, girls, hideous, hills, hostess, house, lose, modern, mountain, North Yorkshire, path, regime, route, school, Scotland, sleepover, soak, staircase, staircases, Stokesley, stone, teenage, teenager, teenagers, Tom Robinson, village, walk, weight, West Green | Leave a comment