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New York is a dangerous place for Rousse

The New York sky-scrapers stretched high into the blue. I admired them while our host, MB (JG’s husband), started to load our bags into his car. As a result I missed the moment when a mugger grabbed one of the … Continue reading

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Belle is not the best of witnesses

I was waiting to give my evidence at a court trial when as events unfurled I realised I couldn’t remember a single thing and I was going to have to either lie, or run. ======= All the roses were vivid … Continue reading

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Rousse solves practical problems at work

It was so difficult to find somewhere for a private conversation that EMc and I met under a chair in the middle of another meeting. I asked him to remove his glasses so that I could see him more clearly. … Continue reading

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Belle’s random ramblings – with bonus Russell Brand

Meatballs in Timbuktu. ======= Russell Brand saying he grew up on a pig farm. ======= A video of moving trainers arriving in a club full of big bass sounds. ======= Working on a milk round.

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Cash to pay for wall repairs, and something more substantial to wear (Belle)

Holes appeared in my kitchen wall. ======= I dropped a bag full of coins in a conference room and found an enamelled five euro coin. I was dressed in a towel.

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How to spend your lunch hour (Belle)

I was in a shopping mall where every lunch-time local workers built competitive human pyramids that spun round 360 degrees. The lad on the top got stretchered down.

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Parrot escapes (Rousse)

I opened the door to the attic and made sure that it was firmly shut before I lifted the cloth and let the two parrots out of their cage. Unfortunately I had neglected to also check the windows. The larger … Continue reading

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New species of sea mammal discovered by Rousse

We travelled at lightening speed across the ocean in a silver and black speedboat. It was fitted with an on-board camera that displayed in real-time which creatures were being chopped to pieces as they got caught up in the propeller. … Continue reading

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Creature confusion (Belle)

I was backstage on a TV show where there was a dog-sitter. It was a human-sized badger dressed like Mrs Tiggywinkle.

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Belle in Wonderland

I saw the smallest caravan in the world. It was just big enough for a table that had two full-size custard tarts on it. Then I survived two murder attempts and found lots of mini Easter eggs under the TV.

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