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Belle beats Conan Doyle

I decided to write Conan Doyle’s first draft of a Sherlock Holmes story.

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Belle participates in a sheep dog trial

After queuing up nicely, I was allowed to join a synchronised sheepdog trial. The sheep ran away from me, but the dog got me into the pen quite nicely. Then a load of strangers started doing acrobatics on the course.

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Super-efficient fossils (Rousse)

I cracked open a rock and found inside two fossils – both already labelled.

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Belle is a secret agent

I went to spy school, spoke in German, and smuggled kittens called Harry and Kaiser in a rucksack to Romania.

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Paint and popcorn (Belle)

I ‘borrowed’ three pots of paint from a cafe and tried to buy cheese flavoured popcorn.

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Disappointment at missing the film (Belle)

I didn’t think that 300 of us could fit into the bar to watch the free film, particularly since so many people had pushchairs with them. So I walked away, followed by a magpie and a greenfinch who keep pecking … Continue reading

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Rousse goes running

I was running along the cycle path by the Water of Leith holding hands with XXXXXX. Even in my dream I asked why I was doing this.

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Cinema and cocktails (Belle)

I was in an all female amusement arcade/cinema shooting at a target on the big screen. Then I had cocktails.

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Rousse is a charity shop squatter

I decided that I loved charity shops so much that I moved into one. The only problem was the staff didn’t know what to do with me when they closed for business over lunch.

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Phil Collins frightened (Rousse)

Phil Collins was much shorter than expected. We chatted happily as we crossed the common, but as soon as we entered the housing estate and noticed dealers selling to addicts in darkened doorways he begged to be taken elsewhere.

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