Author Archives: Dreamaticus

Lenushka suspicions (Rousse)

Posted on March 1, 2024 by Dreamaticus

I had my doubts when my parents told me that they had recruited the Lenushkas as their new household staff. My fears were confirmed one Tuesday afternoon. When Mr Lenushka picked up my call, he gave the impression that he … Continue reading →

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The British three pin plug experience (Rousse)

Posted on March 1, 2024 by Dreamaticus

‘I’ll never get used to this’, I thought, as I inserted the British three pin plug into the slot in my forehead. Everyone raved about the effect, but it did nothing for me.

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Clam soup calamity (Belle)

Posted on February 26, 2024 by Dreamaticus

So far the outdoor picnic party I had organised for my colleagues at Stonehenge was going swimmingly. Everyone was seated around stone tables, enjoying their food and drinking wine. The same could not be said for me, however. I was … Continue reading →

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Hugging The Cure (Rousse)

Posted on February 25, 2024 by Dreamaticus

The bad news was that I forgot to print out KT’s promised boarding pass. The police arrested her for 30 minutes for wandering the airport without the required paperwork. I served as her legal representative when I accompanied her for … Continue reading →

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The stained glass well of Morningside (Rousse)

Posted on February 24, 2024 by Dreamaticus

In our spare half hour, MHH and I made a quick trip down Morningside Road to the famous stained glass well. We walked up the little hillock to the well shaft. From here we peered down at the jewelled glass … Continue reading →

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A flight over Luskentyre with the cat (Rousse)

Posted on February 18, 2024 by Dreamaticus

With a small jump upwards, I was able to launch myself to fly wherever I wished. It was so easy to float unaided high above the white sands and Caribbean blue sea of Luskentyre on South Harris. One day I … Continue reading →

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Queen Elizabeth II’s candlestick (Rousse)

Posted on February 18, 2024 by Dreamaticus

RJH and TPR stole a white-painted wood candlestick stamped ERII from one of the royal family’s residences. I was very ashamed of the pair of them.

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Surprise! Belle not invited to her own party

Posted on February 17, 2024 by Dreamaticus

I really did not want to go on holiday, so I took a long afternoon nap instead. I woke up and knew I had missed the flight. I was thrilled – all I needed to do now was contact the … Continue reading →

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Unwanted charity shop donations destroyed in secret in-store bonfire (Rousse)

Posted on February 17, 2024 by Dreamaticus

TPR brought out yet another bags of clothes and random bits and pieces to sort for donation to charity. I guessed that the knitting needles would be welcomed, but most of this junk was almost certainly destined for the Bethany … Continue reading →

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Parking in Newcastle and the mean streets of Jesmond (Rousse)

Posted on February 17, 2024 by Dreamaticus

There was no way that I would pay £45 to leave my car for a single day in a Newcastle multi-storey car park. Instead, we took our chances and hunted for a free space on the mean streets of Jesmond.

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